Allison Scagel

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Parisian Aesthetics @Parisianaes1]

Trust me, it opens your eyes and your heart

[Allison Scagel @AScagel]

@dollykissland The gasp I gasped

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"Why do you always wanna stay home alone?"

Me alone at home:

[Allison Scagel @AScagel]

@splashmoons @iamveronica777 He literally doesn’t sound like him at all

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[theo ꩜✰⚄❺ @earthtotheo1]

being a woman is insufferable for many reasons but a personal fave is the way men will just assume you're fucking stupid by default before considering maybe they just don't know the full story

[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

[jm @jeaneri]

just a reminder ladies and gentlemen

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Allison Scagel @AScagel]

@same1_GG @evakachu The original pitch was his idea.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

It doesn't have to be this way.

[Hit Signal @hitsignal]

Fun fact: Michael Jackson has the highest-selling album of all time and the highest-grossing music biopic of all time.

[Allison Scagel @AScagel]

@xotillweover1 @B_xoxo_707 @abelstwin What did he say to you when he hugged you?? And any chance we could know what was in the letter you gave him? So happy for you!

[Allison Scagel @AScagel]

@adaptat1ons @stargirlhoursx2 Thank goodness he didn’t smudge it this time lol

[Allison Scagel @AScagel]

@adaptat1ons I literally would pass away

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now