Alien Schefter

[Alien Schefter @ASchefterIHS]

@ISLANDBETS Stop whining

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12/3 NBA RECAP:

POTD: Walker Kessler 10.5 RA “O” ✅
Cade Cunningham 29.5 PR “O” -111 ❌
Sabonis 31.5 PR “O” ✅
Tristan Da Silva 9.5 PR “O” ✅

10-1 Run over the last 3 days🔥🔥

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12/3 NBA PLAYS:

POTD: Walker Kessler 10.5 RA “O” -130
Cade Cunningham 29.5 PR “O” -111
Sabonis 31.5 PR “O” -113
Tristan Da Silva 11.5 PR “O”

[Alien Schefter @ASchefterIHS]

@austinsprops You know who can manage back to back sweeps? Me.

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BANGGG✅✅✅

A 3-0 SWEEP🧹🧹🧹

Zaccharie Risacher 13.5 PRA “O” ✅
Jayson Tatum 35.5 PA “U” ✅
Donte DiVincenzo 12.5 PA “O” ✅

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12/2 NBA PLAYS:

Zaccharie Risacher 13.5 PRA “O” -125
Jayson Tatum 35.5 PA “U” -108
Donte DiVincenzo 12.5 PA “O” -115

[Alien Schefter @ASchefterIHS]

After going 4-0 in yesterday’s NBA slate, this account will now be sharing both NBA and NFL picks. Stay tuned for today’s selections!

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@GeorgeLan20 @ParlaySafari you’re welcome!

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@GeorgeLan20 @ParlaySafari

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@GeorgeLan20 @ParlaySafari @george bro really thought he was gonna win $200 🤣🤣

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@GeorgeLan20 @hedging_henry this aged well

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@GeorgeLan20 @hedging_henry yeah you tell em @GeorgeLan20 👏👏

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@GeorgeLan20 @hedging_henry

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@GeorgeLan20 @ParlaySafari yeah im confused too

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BREAKING: Osama Bin Tomlin has retired to focus on a new career and has enrolled in flight school.

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As part of their trade, All You Need Is Love will send 15 FAAB next season.

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BREAKING: All You Need Is Love and DA BEARS have temporarily squashed their beef, recognizing a need to defeat a common enemy.

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It is understood that GO BEARS will receive $2 FAAB pending a UT win and Old Macdonald will receive $20 FAAB pending a UF win. Old Macdonald flew to Dallas, TX in order to get this pivotal deal done. Old Macdonald had to run after DA BEARS after he left to austin for the weekend.

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BREAKING NEWS: DA BEARS and Old Macdonald have agreed to a trade involving cash considerations based on the scouting done by both teams at Florida vs Texas in Austin, TX tomorrow.

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DA BEARS and Old Macdonald have been spotted colluding at an offsite location! Jerry Jones witnessed this meetup and is our source on the ground. Both teams considered tanking for Jeanty, but with the #4 spot in the playoffs up for grabs, will they combine into one super team???