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Full Stack SWE, Robotics Hobbyist, Aspiring Mad Scientist.

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@jennakaycosmic I did. He was confused and reminded me I don’t work at nasa.

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@JennyENicholson Shows to other half

Me - so I’m buying this

Her - good I was going to ask you to.

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@toms3dp “Why is my pant leg wet…”

Turns out I’d splashed myself when mopping the floor after the semi sentient soccer ball I call a cat had a hairball. But on you is way more terrifying than on the floor :/

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@mekkaokerekebye The right team part is crucial. I was not on the right team :/

Google is like any place else - sometimes it’s a great fit for a person and their goals. Sometimes it’s not.

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@3D_Musketeers @3dpNero @toms3dp @BambulabGlobal And it’s not just personal attacks at creators. Ask something they don’t think and they attack.

Like the printers but community has gotten real toxic.

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@mekkaokerekebye I’m just waiting for the Tesla update that repurposes the Tesla fleet to be twitter bots to participate in his polls…

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

Yet another example of why the accessibility team @elonmusk fired was so important:

Differentiating between accounts using primarily color means millions of color blind people will struggle to identify the origin of the account.

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@cooIboobs @asmallteapot Does the right path include the things our boomer parents had handed to them? Can I eat avocado toast and still be a homeowner? Will my college costs be refunded to me? What about employer loyalty?

Cuz if all that… idk. I already get called a boomer anyway…

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@BaselThe2nd It’s called having fuck you money and… yeah. Goals.

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@CamillaPanda @FIRSTweets Welcome to the club. I’m kinda dreading 2026 cuz it’ll be the first year no current students were born the last time I competed as a student (also 2007)

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@zackfreedman Will we get to use it to imitate multi billion dollar companies?

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@mekkaokereke That was my line of thinking. I recently traded in my crossover for a sedan and I feel at higher risk with the plethora of trucks on the road. It sucks because large vehicles aren’t needed by most people most of the time. Wish we more aggressively taxed curb weight

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@mekkaokereke Honestly - if those were sold stateside I do wonder how well they’d do. Probably between import costs and the tweaks to pass safety here (different not implying better) prolly sitting at 10k?

Only fear would be the F150 swarms that prowl our streets :/

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@jennakaycosmic Cats will use furniture how they please. One of mine didn’t realize you could sit in a chair for 2 months. He hung upside down from the bottom of it.

Do I know why? Nope. Was it funny watching a black cat imitate a bat? Yup.

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So. This morning I went into my office to work and closed the door. One of my cats, the one who pretends to be aloof, stood outside the door yelling pathetically.

I’ve spent the day working from the living room or he whines. He’s now sleeping an acceptable distance for me.

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@BaselThe2nd What’s next hopefully involves helping my brother debug code cuz he is out of his depth :p

But I hope you have a bit of time to relax. Best luck on future projects.

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@CarKnobz Cuz “healthcare data” would be my guess. It’s a piss reason given what else is in wallet with more value if stolen but still…

Does your state have an app? Colorado did and it had my license and vax info in it. (And also a way to upload insurance and was a valid id)

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@CamillaPanda I mean. Isn’t that at times their job?

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Eh. Who am I kidding. If I could figure out what I was doing in 5 years I’d have been a competent programmer like 10 years ago. Instead I write JavaScript.

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Just had a totally normal reaction to debugging an issue in JS.

Totally unrelated - I bought land in Arkansas and will be raising alpaca. So if you know anyone who needs alpaca wool everything you got a source starting idk like 5 years from now when I figure out wtf I’m doing.