amanda

I like vaccines, raising chickens, and clinical research. OG Grizz Twitter vet. views my own.

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@emilykmay I just cannot fathom how effing hard that decision was to make. My heart hurts for them.

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

If she says how she loses her job…

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@yonann Break up with him and wish him the best of luck finding a woman with a lucrative career who has zero student loan debt*!

(*Yes, we exist, but it is rare nowadays.)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@EPotterMD My pediatrician owns her practice and it is the best. You call and need a question answered? Easy to do quickly, because RNs (yes!) from the practice that have worked there for years answer the phones. No lay receptionists forwarding calls to a voicemail box. No phone tag. 10/10.

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@notcapnamerica This is the generation that does TikTok dances in the middle of Walmart… smh

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@scottythegoat @hell_line0 Amniotic Fluid Embolism can and will kill a woman pretty quickly actually.

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@pagingdrsank They must be confusing y’all with orthopedics.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say.

In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

[emily may @emilykmay]

i am very glad that millenial women are working on not hating ourselves anymore but i fear that gen z are taking our newfound mantras without the prior self-hate necessary to make said mantras a regression to the mean.

[miia @miiagarro]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@emilyjobot We are a roses-only bouquet household for this reason! Makes it easier

[amanda @ASchultz901]

God knew I would be too powerful if I was gastrointestinally stable and good at math

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@MatthewMonfore @MrsCMFrancis If you cared about actually spreading the gospel as you believe it, and you weren’t just trying to be holier-than-thou, you wouldn’t start this reply with a snide comment such as, “Women need to quit stating their ‘feelings’ on this.”

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i don’t get people that are anti medication. i will pop a pill for everything. why would i suffer if i could just take a pill and fix it? science is for ME! and drug interactions don’t exist in my world because i’m pure of heart. i’m no big pharma shill but i am a beneficiary

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@MrsCMFrancis Well that explains why I don’t abhor it 🤣

[amanda @ASchultz901]

@hell_line0 I’ve been a nurse for 11 years. 100% agree with you. Nursing school barely scratches the surface 😅