Scott

Why am I back?!?

[Scott @AScottishScott]

Top tip for society:

Stop being fucking stupid

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@mistrustme1 I read that as immoral😂

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@Wilde_Thingy Why do you want to make birds sick? What have eagles ever done to you?

[Scott @AScottishScott]

Find myself?

Do I have to lose myself first?

[Scott @AScottishScott]

I liked you better before I read your tweets

[Scott @AScottishScott]

I have no interest in couch to 5k

Couch to bed is more my move

[Scott @AScottishScott]

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to mooooooove my money into a high yield, 3 year ISA

[Scott @AScottishScott]

In McDonald’s

Me: I’ll have the kids meal please. How many kids do you get in it?

[Scott @AScottishScott]

I figured out the problem

~gestures to you

[swannface @Vix_79]

Just a reminder that the best thing you can do on #WorldMentalHealthDay is treat people with kindness and respect, and not just in public.

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@AwkwardAndOdd 2nd favourite after my life

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@Jane_Doe82 For Friday? Maybe?

[Scott @AScottishScott]

You remind me of my next questionable life choice

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@mistrustme1

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@mistrustme1 @ThexyBeatht_2

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@mistrustme1

[Scott @AScottishScott]

@PontistGirl I give the “O” to the funniest ladies on The Twitter

[Scott @AScottishScott]

Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be