Tara🍒

everything I say is a joke

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Dads so happy arsenal won. How do I make this about me?

[ᜰ @boyaviatorr]

Me tweeting my audience

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Appreciation post for @gabe_hyness

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Uh is this thing on?

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

I'll go. And I'll stay. And we'll be okay

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

I wanna go to topless brunch

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

real

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Overstimulated and under fucked

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Ily

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Asexual until proven sexual

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Notice there’s no “how to lose a girl in 10 days” cause it takes 10 seconds

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

TATTOO AND SABRINA DAY

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

He’s a 10 but he doesn’t preheat the oven

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Ofc I’m a pillow princess, why would I put effort in when I’m not even gonna cum anyway

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

Giving up living for lent

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

We should be able to have rag week as adults

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

I want the men from mentally ill

[madeleine @parietines]

Saturday 8-2: I love having a lazy, nothing day
2pm: if I don't do something I'm gonna jump off a bridge

[Tara🍒 @ASecretLifeofT]

@gabe_hyness :(