Austin Seferian-Jenkins

1x race champion, huge fan of Alstott

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Just thinking about this. Used to have a babysitter who would make me a chicken bacon ranch esque quesadilla with one of these. Miss that. Hungry as hell

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Wtf about being in an airport makes people lose 40 IQ points. YOURE IN MY WAY MAN MOVE

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

An artist and his canvas

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

If embellishment on flopping was a foul, the NBA would be fixed.

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Fresh mechanical pencil is an underrated feeling

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

It’s raining like a fucking gutter commercial outside

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Michelob is a driving man’s beer

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Goodbye nashon wright, I hope the jets don’t turn you into a slideshow guy

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

4:34 am on a Monday and I can’t fall asleep, I feel like a dog getting its last burst of energy before it’s put down

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Freaky fast my ass, been in this Jimmy John’s line for 20 minutes

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

I’m hungover as fuck in this Popeyes and somebody’s fat daughter just called me the berries and cream guy.

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Why does a Celsius on an empty stomach feel like I took meth

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Mitch trubisky I never gave up on you

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Just watched a guy crack open an iced tea while walking on the treadmill

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Just collapsed a wicker chair at a function #mightendmyshit

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

I fw people who turn actually red when they’re mad

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Yall ever gotten hype to finding a receipt in a mid Christmas gift?

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

I can’t even believe this shit bro 😔

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

I will forever praise and love/respect W**l*am H***hc***. GOAT in my books.

[Austin Seferian-Jenkins @ASeferian88]

Joe Flacco is the prime skank of my 16 man fantasy football league