A Sem Girl Says

Straight from the Holy Land, with bureaus in Mea Shearim, the Rova, Ben Yehuda & the Kotel, our goal is to report only the best quotes from seminary girls.

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#ASGS #OMH #TinokShenishba #TBT

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OH in the Beis. "Today at medical clowning the guard asked who we were & I said Tzanchanim." #BeitCholimByadeinu #ThatsWhyTheyHaveRedNoses

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Overheard in Malcha. "Why is your neckline so low?" "So my neshama can breathe." #OpenMinded

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OH. "I had 2 work on my emuna bc I put 2 much faith in coconut oil & I had 2 realize the effects were really all from Hashem." #HocusCocus

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OH in Sem. "Im going on a tehillim diet. U just say the whole tehillim 3 times a day. No time to eat, plus I heard its good for shidduchim."

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Overheard in Sem. "Do you take selfies for fun?" "No, it's a snapchat. I don't take selfies לבטלה." #ChasVselfie #ShivimDuckfaceLatorah

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Overheard in a sukkah. "Were you in the army?" "Yeah, I was in a kravi unit." "Kravi?" "Infantry." "They have baby units?!"
#TinokShinishba

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Overheard in Givat Shmuel. "Oh, so you opened a bank account?" "Yup." "At which bank? Dati Leumi?" #MitzvaCheques #NoTzitzesNoSkirtNoService

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Overheard in Jerusalem. "If it's that Chinese chicken for lunch tomorrow, I'm tearing kriya." #WorstTragedyInJewishHistory #ChickenbAv

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Overheard in Yerushalayim. "The ambulances here are so loud!" "Yeah, so everyone can say Tehilim for them." #MustBe #NoOtherLogicalReason

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"So why did you go to Harova?" "Last year I visited & they had pretty bathrooms. I was like wow, I gotta learn Torah at this seminary." #OMH

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OH on 17. "I don't know why ppl go to Waffle Bar & don't finish their waffles. If you don't want your waffle, call me." #Obvs #WaffleGamach

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Overheard at Salatia. "I don't know if I should diet my last week here or eat mamash whatever I want." #ToughLifeChoices #FirstWorldProblems

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Overheard in Jerusalem. "OMG, what happened to your phone? Refuah shelaima!" #Mishebairach #40DayChallenge #AdMeaVesrim

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Overheard in the Rova. "What does nahag mean?" "It means back door." #DontBeTooSure #OMH

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"At my aunt's house, they have wifi on the bottom & top floors, but the middle is mamash like Kodesh Kedoshim. There's nothing there!" #OMH

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Overheard on Shabbos. "That kugel was so good I just wanted to say Hallel on it!" #ItchaltaDGeula #ChareidimSayTachanun

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OH in J'lem. "There's a cat, look." "Look, its tail is sticking up!" "Haha, it's gonna spray you!" "It's not a raccoon, genius." #Genius