FatAhhOnion

Fabricator, machinist, firearm enthusiast, tabletop gamer, chill music listener, and conductor of a runaway train. Live fast, make mistakes, it's all fine.

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@TheSparkOZaun @HowlingDagothUr Images don't do it for me. I need her form described by an orator. Stay out of this.

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C'mon man

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@based_d0m @fleshsimulator Posted up, dripped out, talking about illicit government-funded experiments, trying to bum a smoke. I've got forty guys like this in my rolodex. Welcome to the team Mr. Simulator.

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@wiggerchud Lemme get an Israeli blackmail ring da Ocky Way!

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@Howlingmutant0 Didn't know penis reduction was cheaper than a wide angle lens. Good luck!

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@PurpleCornHench Where'd you get this picture of me?

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@supercreaturwow try to catch one in a jar for me

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@The1Antagonist The conspiracy theory gambit. Are they really that stupid? Do they really think we're that stupid? It's a thin line to walk.

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Next guy is gonna think a werewolf blew up the pot and transformed back into a man.

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At work shitting hard as hell. Thinking about shaving my legs right here in the stall.

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@SameSexulator meat fountain meat fountain meat fountain

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@PODAWFUL They won't survive the first wash, but the people buying these don't wash their clothes anyway. Probably fine.

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Me showing my wife the bug I found in the apartment.

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Castle doctrine originally protected a man's right to poop in his own bed without his wife getting mad at him.

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@AlexJackonski I hope he gets well soon.

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@AlexJackonski It's funny now.

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@AlexJackonski Are you just gonna tweet this until it's funny?

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@AlexJackonski What a daring thing to say about the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg.