Cart Shacklebalm

Professional Wal-Mart Shopping Cart

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Hannah Montana I'm coming for you!

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What's going on in the world outside of here tonight?

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Running train with a couple of the grocery side carts, you know how I do

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@ladicius grey, 4 wheels, has a handle. It's not rocket science

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A baby pissed on my phone but I'm back humans!!!

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@etarak hey it's what I do... For now

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@ladicius you were crying in the garden section right? What happened?

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Everywhere I go inside I am slammed in the face with Hannah Montana pictures and seriously nothing could make this cart happier

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I have decided to take Hannah Montana as my bride, one day she will be MINE!

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it's lonely being a shopping cart

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Good morning all, let's see what I've got planned today... 1. Carry shit. OK looks like a fun day.

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Well I'm stuck outside again, how's your day?

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I feel like crap, maybe because a baby shit on me this morning

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Who hits a cart out of the way with their car seriously who does that

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Which one has the babies, the ones with bigger chests or the ones who stare at the ones with bigger chests? I'm quite curious about humans

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Good afternoon world, how are you today?

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A great cart once said "Ask not what you can do for your customer, cause they would freak the fuck out if they knew you could talk"

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Yeah it's not really a friendly game when you're getting a PUCK SHOT AT YOUR FACE! Screw this game I quit, now roll me back to the front

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Alright! Got picked for a friendly little game of roller hockey in the back lot, I'm the goal whatever that is.

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@ladicius HA! Like there's more then one, this one is pretty big, I'm pretty sure I'd see a second if there was one, silly human