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They say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend. ♓

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

On the right side of history with this tweet @blakelively

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Has @yourewrongabout taught you nothing? #BlakeLively is not that bad. It’s being overdone.

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Has @yourewrongabout taught you nothing? #BlakeLively is not that bad. It’s being overdone.

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

https://t.co/d7ob2YvyIw

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Peace sounds like the dishwasher, washing machine and the robot vacuum all going at once 🧘🏼‍♀️☮️🧼

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Whatever you do, don’t get a duvet comforter

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

U know ur not shit when ur grandma has a newer iPhone than u

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Finished 5 books in the last 3 months. Sobriety really be freeing up some time. 📚

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

@MariahCarey Queen of getting couture garments wet

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Baldwin wrote in Notes of a Native Son, “I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain."

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

The masculine urge of being uncomfortably cold or hot but not adjusting the thermostat to save money.

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

My wife is adorable when grumpy. Can’t be mad when she’s so cute and frustrated. 😠

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

I finally had enough therapy to admit that I don’t drive well. #catchmeinthepassengerseat

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

Love is: my wife waking up early to fetch me toilet paper bc she heard me going to restroom and knew that she didn’t replace the toilet paper. 😂 it’s the small acts that are so important in love

[mrs @AShotOfBrandi]

I’m okay with being my dog’s servant

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Daddy,

You’re not here to celebrate your 93rd birthday today, but you left us with so much wisdom, love and purpose to carry forward.

Thank you.
I love you.
I miss you.

Every day is #MLKDay to me.

❤️

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Relationships where you can both let your inner child out and also communicate like adults are top tier.