Andrew Sime

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, I've started a new job this year and have the tax code BR instead of the 1263L from my previous job. Will this likely resolve itself? Its hard to put my earnings into the online service due to overtime and bonus payments being different each month.

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@GaryLineker Typical Lineker, ignores the fa cup until he gets himself on telly to talk about it.

[🐾 Gingerbreadgirl_74 🐾 @A_for_Acid]

So I went into bar that does karaoke last night, a guy asks for his song and this happened. I'm gone 🤣 #worksopcrew

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@nectar Can you tell me if, during double up at sainsburys, faux floral comes under the homeware category?

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@bendirs1 Columbone 😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Veteran Eurosceptic, Jeremy Corbyn, who has a long history of Euroscepticism, faces a backlash now voters realise he may be Eurosceptic.

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

Looks more to me like bumped bikes rather than a thrown elbow #TDF #LeTour

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

I've just purchased Bonnie Tyler 'How not to save free kicks' on DVD for my birthday.

It's just totally clips of Joe Hart.

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

Is this Worksop @stillwils https://t.co/XRTV5GZZXy

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A TV station in Wisconsin is suing two pranksters who performed their fake workout programme on air. Glorious.

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

Surely the new @nokia phone won't attract tightwads to the cheap phone cos they'll need an expensive contract as it doesn't have WiFi!!

[Carl Jones @CarlDJones]

'Premier League' player Joey Barton attempting to get a National League player sent off by cheating twice. What a top bloke. #BURLIN #FACup

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@msmith850 @Eurosport_UK I agree, players shouldn't be fined for having opinions

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

I'd rather see trump as president than listen to @jvofficialjv, come on @BBCSnooker he's useless!!

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@Klitschko you are a useless Ukrainian cunt, hope your arse likes canvass

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@TSF before or after tax?

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

Might end up a good fight this https://t.co/nWhoKS2mpQ

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

Dereck Chisora throws table at Dillian Whyte during press conference https://t.co/N6bEhynUOI

[Simon Warren @100Climbs]

Watch out for TONY CALVERT TRANSPORT BW14 VSF, he is not fit to be on the road @nottspolice

[Andrew Sime @ASime1]

@Magician147 it's to keep the game interesting for rubbish amateurs like me, I'd pot far less on a pro table and probably give up playing