Samuel the Garbalogist

He/They
I exist on a whim

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Starting a thread for new cards for cards against humanity.
WC:Marrying someone for the sole purpose of their siblings becoming your siblings.
WC: Sock puppets for your dick.
BC: Hi I'm _____ and you're watching Disney Channel
WC: Getting drink and starting your own frat.

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

@boostmobile shave your fucking bush

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

@GifZelda Furry saves a princess, but which one?

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Me: *showing a map of africa* "what is this?"
The cacophony of a class of first graders: "CHICAGO!"

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Doublefisting a joint and an inhaler

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

You smell like cheese

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Okay Google, did will Smith behead Kanye?

[Wolt @woltwa]

The Typhlosion allegations are insane

[Revoct @StudioRevoct]

I'm sorry but I had to animate this after hearing what Typhlosion and Slaking have done...

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

ghosta nova 👻🎸

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

The Vible says: "Hold on, look at the proportions on her" Gible 8:32

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Jk found it 👉 👈

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Never forget what they took from you

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Never forget what they took from you

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

This man is just trying to edge the audience

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[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Adding rosining my bow to my nervous things cause I just tried talking to the bass player and got the uncomfies

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Student shouts from the hall way "SHIT" 2 seconds later same student, "I didn't even say nothing"

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Can't tell if this bake off contestant is copying @ThatMumboJumbo or if she's just British

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Baby those are inside thoughts

[Samuel the Garbalogist @ASingularYike]

Oh, ^he's^ not gonna be here next week