jasper

Askarov PULLED THE NET DOWN to try and stop a goal. 😭🫣

[jasper @askedaddle]

this came to me in a dream

[monty 🦷 @moncuries]

in a few years

[jasper @askedaddle]

as a 2006 baby on hockeytwt i constantly feel overshadowed by “macklin celebrini.” what about the other 2006 babies. do we count too? does anyone else care that i am no longer within the “youngest person ever” range? or is he the only 2006 that matters..? *sigh*

[jasper @askedaddle]

@soraflopp ? i don’t know. sorry.

[jasper @askedaddle]

@soraflopp none of my f*cking oomfs get me like my irls do… maybe if they were irls to oomfs they would get it.

[niko ⚡️ @soraflopp]

Fucking @askedaddle just fucking turned fucking 20 and nobody fucking cares

[jasper @askedaddle]

YALL I— 😭😭😭

[niko ⚡️ @soraflopp]

ME AND @askedaddle JUST FOUND OUT WE’RE OOMFS AND WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 20 YEARS SINCE BIRTH 😭😭 WE FOUND OUT CUZ SHE JUST TURNED 20 AND I DMED HER ON TWT HBD AND SAW THE NOTIFICATION IRL 😭😭😭

[niko ⚡️ @soraflopp]

ME AND @askedaddle JUST FOUND OUT WE’RE OOMFS AND WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 20 YEARS SINCE BIRTH 😭😭 WE FOUND OUT CUZ SHE JUST TURNED 20 AND I DMED HER ON TWT HBD AND SAW THE NOTIFICATION IRL 😭😭😭

[jasper @askedaddle]

@soraflopp Right Now Now

[jasper @askedaddle]

@soraflopp SAW THE BOTIFICATION IRL WE ARENT EVEN IN THE SAME CONTINENT RIGHT NOW NOW IN CRHING

[jasper @askedaddle]

lmsjcjsheh https://t.co/V8rJDYaZPw

[kenz @_kenzchi]

#noticing

[tao te chic @taotechic]

presented without comment

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Jack admitted to the pride tape. Not to being woke, 🫶 Plus, wearing pride tape isn’t even the most woke thing you could do (Hugging a child.) and much more.

[jasper @askedaddle]

he was deadass the only card in there that wasn’t from 1994 like 😭😭

[jasper @askedaddle]

mario ferraro found alive and well in lapland?

[jasper @askedaddle]

just went to this country called “sweden” and they all knew this guy named ivar stenberg?

[jasper @askedaddle]

@soraflopp where is my credit ?

[jasper @askedaddle]

blackhawks hat spotted in rural finland #beautiful #moved

[jasper @askedaddle]

@sourseraphim so fucked up like genuienly

[jasper @askedaddle]

SCHENGEN REGION TRAVEL RULES ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE THEYRE TRYING TO KEEP ME OUT OF FINLAND

[jasper @askedaddle]

@fishtastix made sure to unclip him and mack off my car keys so they could travel w me 🫰🫰

[jasper @askedaddle]

i just purchased a teal lost mary at the Will Smith Hockey store in London

[jasper @askedaddle]

@wholefamilyMads i lurk….