jasper

Askarov PULLED THE NET DOWN to try and stop a goal. 😭🫣

[jasper @askedaddle]

this came to me in a dream

[jasper @askedaddle]

i put a hex on him with this

[jasper @askedaddle]

omg i’m So Sorry

[jasper @askedaddle]

i’m starting a movement

[⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @schiniaflorida]

Where the fuck am i

[jasper @askedaddle]

the oilers goalie curse has left the franchise and they are now even killing goalies in other teams #shame

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

.@MFradiology Injury Update: Devin Cooley (lower body) and Brennan Othmann (upper body) will not return.

[jasper @askedaddle]

@misaburger that fucking asky pictureuxgdhhss

[jasper @askedaddle]

@dykemacklin omg how miserable do u have to be to feel the need to post some attempt at a read like this wtf

[Natalie Noury @NatalieNoury]

Hardworking Toff

[Matthew Auchincloss @matthew_auch]

For context, Cooley went on SportsCenter and they liked him so much they asked him to come back at a later slot and then presented him with athletes saying things about mentality and his genuine reaction to Winston was “religious psychosis.”

[jasper @askedaddle]

@askyvezina MY IMPACT

[What Chaos! @WhatChaosShow]

Tomorrow on @WhatChaosShow 🦈

[jasper @askedaddle]

thank you

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

EPISODE 1: MACKLIN CELEBRINI 🎥

(➡️ @PizzaMyHeart)

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

According to EvolvingHockey, these are the 3 BEST goalies so far in Goals Saved Above Expected.

1. Jesper Wallstedt +12.42
2. Jacob Fowler +12.33
3. Yaroslav Askarov +11.40

The youth wave of goaltending has arrived!

[๑FlipeArt!✪ 🇧🇷 🎸 🍉 (COMISSÕES ABERTAS) @FlipeArt2]

Papyrus and Sans

[jasper @askedaddle]

neglectful father after realizing his bad parenting is catching up to him and his kids can’t accomplish shit so he starts going on some “the real world isn’t gonna hold your hand” spiel type bs

[jasper @askedaddle]

i cannot stand these stupid platitudes this man keeps spouting that he uses to evade absolutely any accountability bruh esp when it’s always something along the lines of “it won’t be easy” like you do realize you’re the one who is making it even harder for this team

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

"You want it the easy way. It's not the easy way in the National Hockey League."

That's Warsofsky's assessment of how #SJSharks are playing right now

[HockeyStatCards @hockeystatcards]

NHL Game Score Impact Card for San Jose Sharks on 2026-10-27:

[jasper @askedaddle]

they took away his smile. they took away his anime girl knees. can he have anything.

[jasper @askedaddle]

They Let Him Down.

[jasper @askedaddle]

everyone will feel it