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#Trump Accuses Frederick Douglass of Stirring Up NFL #Protests #TrumpIsUnraveling https://t.co/AwtDhYutGb
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"All of these tapes surfacing," President Trump told reporters, "but no one will even mention the tracks I recorded with #ArethaFranklin. I basically wrote #Respect, believe me."
President Trump has reportedly taken aim at Frederick Douglass, claiming Douglass can be heard siding with NFL protestors in unreleased tapes.
@TheOnion This Just In: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Zips It, Locks It, Puts It In Her Pocket.
Mitch McConnell Spotted Slowly Crossing Highway https://t.co/3pw9SV770a
@TheOnion Well, at least it wasn't a KKK cake. It takes an experienced windbag to blow out all those little burning cross candles.
Though Trump made no mention of John McCain at #FortDrum, he reportedly delivered a heartfelt, 30-minute monologue honoring bone spur survivors. #TrumpInUpstate
This man from #America wasn't about to use any of that Canadian #healthcare ... https://t.co/LWE9DfsCqQ
@TheOnion If we're not getting our information from a man in piss-soaked jeans screaming directly into our faces, how will the message sink in? The biased mainstream media would never go that extra mile!
Revolutionary App Lets You Track How Many Homeless People You Ignore https://t.co/5ifKiDgAjk
@TheOnion Seems really expensive! Especially when you could just buy a cheap Horse Stretcher™ from Black & Decker...
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@TheOnion Now, would this require reallocating some of the national budget that was being used to research 'Gaydar?'
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