Alex Smolokoff

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

Realizing I might be able to tell my grandkids someday about how I was one of the very lucky few who actually saw the Boston Red Sox win a game at Fenway in 2026.

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

@JakeMarsh18 @hen_ease Some would say PMT hasn’t been quite the same since it Lost Marsh

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

The answer to your question is contained within the first 5 words of your tweet btw

[Jake @jakonian]

I never watched The Acolyte but yesterday I saw a complaint about it saying it didn’t make sense fundamentally as the sith were meant to be extinct for 1,000 years and the show is set 100 years before TPM

What?

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

Hmm

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

It brings me no joy to report I might be out on Brayan Bello.

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

Sometimes I accidentally swipe over to the for you tab and every time it’s just a collection of the worst people you’ve ever seen having the dumbest arguments you can possibly imagine. Today it’s about God of War.

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@jeffisrael25

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The Remembering Some Guys industrial complex cannot be stopped

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

My long post about how my client is beloved but still can’t get signed by a team is raising a lot of questions answered by my post.

[Rachel Luba (レイチェル・ルーバ) @AgentRachelLuba]

17 pitchers have been signed by MLB orgs from the Atlantic League so far.

@BauerOutage has been named Atlantic League Pitcher of the Month for both April and May, being recognized as the most valuable pitcher in the league each month so far.

Fans love him.
Stadiums sell out for him.
Teammates love him.
Front offices love him.
He’s never paid a false accuser a single cent.
His false accusers both currently face criminal charges.
And the initial allegations were so BS that he was never charged with a crime, let alone even arrested on suspicion.

Make it make sense.

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

Lmao this is so pathetic

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

And I’ll play for $0 at any level of the organization so…why am I still not allowed to go back to work?

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

The mid-90s Champion jersey is so good

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

This sounds incredibly dumb BUT in theory you could sorta kinda make this work with the World Between Worlds or maybe a short story about someone finding their kyber crystal.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Shawn Levy would "love" to see a BACKROOMS and STAR WARS crossover.

"I can’t help but be captivated by a ‘Backrooms’ x ‘Star Wars’ mashup—and luckily, I’ve got a little involvement in both so I’ll see what I can do"

(Source: @vanityfair)

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@Dubs408

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Fernando Tatis, welcome to Boston

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

.@Buster_ESPN on the Red Sox:

“What I’ve heard today is, they’re aggressively looking for a right-handed hitter… It might be a case where the Red Sox are willing to take on a bad contract.”

(via the Just Baseball Show // @JustBB_Media)

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

We did it, gang.

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Kyle Harrison is having one of the best starts with a franchise by any pitcher EVER 🤯

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

Tragedy

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

No idea who made this game, but it's extremely fun and addicting.

Thank me later.

https://t.co/eBuLwK7hU0

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Not in this house

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

But have you considered, fuck those fans?

[Jack @jackunheard]

Do they understand this drives more fans away every single year?

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@KCNpreps @jwelge96 @CoachStokke @YHSAthletics115 Congrats @StokkeTommy

[Alex Smolokoff @ASmolokoff]

One of the cooler things I’ve ever done. Today ruled.