Brian the Train

Hello, I'm Brian, a South Western Rail Train, (type 455/9) usually on the Waterloo to Hampton Court route.

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@jessicakeogh @ZoeJardiniere Not unless you’re really nice to us

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@5tevieM No promises

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@CarolynPure @brucemcpherson @Otto_English Absolutely. Bringing back the finest of ‘50s British cuisine for the people looking to hurl us back to the dark ages.

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@Paul94505200 @dobssi @SpillerOfTea I wear a mask, and I’m a fucking train

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@JaneLebak @HollieTheNerd @briskide @AITA_reddit Wow, sorry your daughter died. There’s no time limit on grief, the best most people can hope for is that it’s dull and in the background for longer than it’s torturing you. But everyone’s path to “functioning” again is different.

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@brucemcpherson @Otto_English She also has a remarkable chicken recipe that will set the tastebuds on fire.

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@thetimes That’s because he wanted the status not the job. He’s like Trump. They both wanted the big job for bragging rights, not to actually make a difference.

Even Margaret Thatcher worked to shape the country, even if I think she was hideous for her idea of what that should be.

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@justinterject @PhilRacing @PoetTaxiDriver @thetimes Yeah, man lives like a fucking billionaire and post-retirement will bumble his way into numerous highly-paid “consultancy” gigs.

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@MartinSLewis from Quora, more of the usual nonsense using your image

Link went here: https://t.co/PiJuvIQaiw

Reported the ad, but very much doubt they’ll do anything.

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@OvalTheGod @acabosaurus @forexposure_txt The vibes, they always get you in the end.

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@MrMaxMarriner @forexposure_txt 5? I won’t do it for a vibe under 10

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@OvalTheGod @acabosaurus @forexposure_txt Yeah but the vibes...

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@DorothyGreenw15 @bzjane @DebbieE46116279 @PickardJE You will very likely find a lot of people with an internet in ethics would find it impossible to accept a job where they were forced to act unethically .

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@mrjamesob I thought Boris liked spaffing money on bridges.

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@ChrisJo03936646 @essexloko74 That is an absolutely idiotic way of looking at literally anything. TV is expensive, are you up in arms about how much editors, camera operators and studio rental costs?

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@fish_bagels @mpkirkland @kathrinepandell @redditships Are they?

Kid noises: perfectly natural
Sex noises: perfectly natural

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@la_PetiteSirene @redditships They probably have no idea how audible they are

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@minytrash @such_hockey_wow @redditships Why is it rude for a couple to have sex? They probably have no idea anyone can hear and why should they even care.

The kid is the product of exactly that process. So the mum can either say “they’re playing” or explain what sex is.

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@briskide @redditships No, it’s 9 minutes past sex.

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@TideBusiness 100% blocked