Alex Wuebker

I'm famous for throwing shade.

[Alex Wuebker @ASpidersWueb]

Midwesterners be like “a lil something to take the edge off”

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I’ve entered my daddy era 😏

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@DGRMSP 🫣🫡

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Some gen z’ers at the bar in Fargo this weekend told me my shirt was “sick”.

Jokes on them though bc it came from Abercrombie and Fitch 🤭

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Kamala tonight when that felon tries to interrupt her

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Omg Brooklyn is MESSY tonight #bb26

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@miko_chaymbuhz SHES SUCH GOOD TV 😂😂😂😂

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I needed a good paddling 😏

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@_robanderson …and only one of them should have the same job he had then.

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@DGRMSP This is true!

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I couldn’t get my FSA card to swipe at Costco and it turns out it was bc my steamworks membership card was stuck to the back of it and I had the older gay pharm tech checking me out and based on his reaction he knew exactly what it was 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Happy pride I guess 🏳️‍🌈

[Alex Wuebker @ASpidersWueb]

not me watching TikTok’s of the Microsoft excel world championships knowing how easily my coworkers are impressed by alt+e+s+v and pivot tables…

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Bicep vein decided to make a slight appearance today 🫡

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Exposing the New Effington Liquor store to good music bc I have disposable income and am willing to spend them on fast passing the shitty music in queue

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Welcome to South Dakota, where you have to pay an extra $1 to get a case of beer that’s cold. But you can get a tall Tito’s redbull for $6

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@miko_chaymbuhz Are you supposed to dilute it? Lol

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@DrBear23 @frryfella I’ll let it slide….this time 😉

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@frryfella My caption was better 💁🏻‍♂️

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@DrBear23 @frryfella Photo creds 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼