David

I write stuff sometimes. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

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[David @ASpookyDog]

Idk how many followers are jumping ship but for all like three of you who regularly like my stupid little posts I am of course over on the blue app

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru In retrospect it was awfully bold of them to state this lol

[David @ASpookyDog]

@tkn0801 Of course they think playing as a woman in God of War is icky, they're 12.

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru As a long time Onimusha fan I was skeptical at first, combat felt a bit too easy etc. but when you get to that encounter where you're surrounded it clicked, and when I got to this boss I fell in love.

[David @ASpookyDog]

So they just took the blades of chaos and made them pink basically lol

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

#GodofWarLaufey

[David @ASpookyDog]

I don't normally Kids These Days on here but the reaction from the younger crowd on Jason finally getting into DBD is sorta fascinating to me. He is *the* iconic slasher. He belongs there more than anyone else. This is like when Banjo got added to Smash Ultimate lol

[David @ASpookyDog]

There's no way this is what I think it is right lol

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

Death beckons...

Can you hear it?

[David @ASpookyDog]

Maybe we deserve to live with AI slop for the rest of our lives with the way some of y'all treat creators on here

[David @ASpookyDog]

I haven't checked the QRTs but I imagine it's time for a whole bunch of weirdos to pretend Betty Boop is something they have always cared deeply about

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Quinta Brunson will star as Betty Boop in a new film.

The film - made in collaboration with the creator's grandson - would follow the origin & evolution of Betty Boop through the POV of her creator, Max Fleischer.

(Source: https://t.co/2TQIolqlFn)

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru Of all the problems I have with this game, Noisia and Conbichrist are not among them. The Special Edition made it way more fun to play too

[Genre Antagonist @AuthorialGail]

“Worldbuilding” is not a fundamental writing mechanic. Like this is absurd

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru Literally said "lol fuck you" out loud when Jester pulled the chair out haha

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru Things in the show have me legit considering revisiting it (haven't beaten it since I was a kid) but I know full well I'll drop it after two missions at most lol

[David @ASpookyDog]

Even if I really loved them I cannot imagine anything more embarrassing than simping so much for a politician you purchase a phone with their name on it

[David @ASpookyDog]

Getting called out for disappearing only to announce some plastic looking cheap ass phone in a rush was maybe the funniest possible outcome here

[Trump Mobile @TrumpMobile]

The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru One of my favorite things is seeing which joke ending people see first lol

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru You're in for a dang ol treat I tell ya hwat

[David @ASpookyDog]

I can't say I really understand why people want game adaptations to be 1:1 remakes. I think it's more interesting to see another take on the franchise. The original stories still exist.

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru God fuckin damn it lol, c'mon

[David @ASpookyDog]

@GenePark The bots can try to pull the em dash from my cold, dead fingers.

[David @ASpookyDog]

@hyxkkimxru Modern gaming Twitter reacting to Max's comment about Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within alone would get the game cancelled before Chapter 2 dropped