A Sports Sage

Born into nothing and now I have everything. I’m interested in anything that involves competition, a first time Fantasy Football commissioner and I love sports

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Please shut the fuck up. You’re an embarrassment to our fanbase #NEPats

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Josh Allen didn’t meet Drake Maye in the middle of the field for a handshake. Absolutely classless move. Can’t expect anything else from a loser.

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

I drafted Joe Burrow in the 6th round and George Kittle in the 7th round. My team is one of two teams that are 4-0, and as long as my team stays healthy, daddy’s winning another #FantasyFootball Championship! #NFL 🏈 My Team Name: #NENation

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

My Fantasy Football Team:
QB: Joe Burrow
RB: Omarion Hampton
RB: D’Andre Swift
WR: Ceedee Lamb
WR: Davante Adams
FLEX: Quinshon Judkins
FLEX: Rhamondre Stevenson
TE: George Kittle
IDP: Jordyn Brooks

How’d I do?

#FantasyFootball #NFL 🏈

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

As bad as Drake Maye and the #Patriots have looked to start the season, New England for a second season in a row beat the Bills in Buffalo to breathe life back into their chances of getting back to the playoffs. Now they have the Raiders and Jets at home which they should win

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Jackson Chourio smashed a two run homer that changed the momentum of the game and then after catching Dustin Harris trying to steal second, Billy Contreras hit one out of the park for the game winning run. Big Game 1 win for the Milwaukee Brewers! #ThisIsMyCrew

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

I’ll admit, I knew Miami would beat Clemson tonight but I did not expect them to annihilate them. That’s the Hurricanes’ best win of the season by far and I do expect them to destroy those kissing first cousins from Tallahassee in two weeks #TheU

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Braiden, don’t apologize for something you said when you were 15. You were a child learning about the world while trying to get peer approval and acceptance. Every person with a brain understands that you’re not a bad person and your dream was ruined by a jealous piece of shit

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Braiden gets a life changing opportunity and @devonhaskins decides for attention he’s going to bring up bullshit when Braiden was only 15 years old. Devon is a piece of shit and I want him fired for a sexual comment that he made about old ladies on polls @KGWNews

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

This is a perfect example of how soft people are now including players in the #NBA. Braiden Bell was a 15 year old boy in 2012 just talking stupid shit and everyone judging him from their glass houses have probably said things way worse than that shit. Give me a fucking break

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

I love that Craig Counsell is still incompetent and choking in the playoffs with the Chicago Cubs. He did our fanbase a favor when he snaked himself out of Milwaukee and now the Brewers have a better chance to win their first World Series with Pat Murphy #ThisIsMyCrew

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Besides the fact that he’s a genius and already one of the best coaches in the #NFL 🏈 one of the reasons why I like Ben Johnson so much is that fact that he’s truly a psychopath. Some coaches pretend to be insane about the game, but Ben Johnson actually walks the walk #CHIvsPHI

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

I just picked you up on the waiver wire my little woman abusing, wife beating midget king. Now go do the only thing you’re good at and catch passes to help me win another league championship #FantasyFootball

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

It’s almost time to get off the couch and get to work 🥹

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Jalen Duren is so retarded, he’s not even close to being worth $200 million dollars. The Detroit Pistons offered him a gift and not only is he fucking up his money, but other teams are going to stay far away from a B+ level center with a diva attitude #NBATwitter 🏀

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

After last season’s performance I really thought Drake Maye would be the Patriots franchise quarterback for the next ten years. He’s so fucking bad this year I don’t even want to see him in a New England uniform for the rest of the season. There’s no chance they make the playoffs

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

After tonight the Atlanta Falcons are 1-2 and the favorite to win the NFC South if they can stay healthy. The Green Bay Packers on the other hand, are 1-2 and will most likely finish in the basement of the NFC North #ThursdayNightFootball #NFLonAmazon

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Colts had a chance to get an early season defining win over the Chiefs in KC and instead of having a killer instinct, Shane Steichen curled into a fetal position calling 2 run plays in a row against a stacked box. When he gets fired after this season, it’ll be because of tonight

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

The #Patriots defense is no doubt elite. Last week they held the Seahawks to 13 points despite 3 Drake Maye INT’s, and today they held the Steelers to a field goal. However, the offense still looks absolutely awful only putting 13 points up (7 points was from a defensive TD) #NFL

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

Ukraine and Russia still in a war…
We’re now in a war with Iran…
Gas is over $4 a gallon…
Meat is ridiculously overpriced…
Monthly insurance premiums have gone up…
Credit Card interest rates were never lowered…
Epstein files not released…

LOL he fooled you fucking retards

[Trump Account @TrumpAccount47]

Be honest!

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

WE RUN THIS DIVISION

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

THE BREWERS ARE NL CENTRAL CHAMPS FOR THE FOURTH STRAIGHT YEAR

[A Sports Sage @ASportsSage]

The #Patriots spent a lot of money on offense and I can’t name one offensive player that had a good game. They looked like shit and that’s a bad loss against a shitty backup QB, I don’t care how good Seattle’s defense is. That was a big opportunity lost #SEAvsNE #NFLonNBC