Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood

your favorite players favorite player. Fuck a tooka gang Bitch, im 300

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

After years of research, it is finally complete. #thelist

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

“What’s your plans for the fourth!?” Alcohol poisoning.

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@Graham1794706 Can’t believe this post isn’t getting more motion, just audibly laughed

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@Joe_knows_ball A cart

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

You have got to be joking.

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

Everybody hit up the @Hardees in lillian Alabama. Excellent service, Excellent employees, and Excellent experience. Raises are needed. #breakfastburger #joy

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

Yes I am watching bama on a yacht. #notchud #white

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@Norma5387953815 75811

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

At Applebees in a full suit. Some people have class others don’t. I have it. #ballin #moneymoves

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

I hate pavia but he had that sign in the club correct

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Alabama has more National Championships than Indiana has bowl eligible seasons.

Alabama has FOUR TIMES as many undefeated seasons as Indiana has bowl wins.

Welcome to the big leagues, Indiana.

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

Update: He realized a fade ball is more productive than 33 hitch routes

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Hopefully Ryan Grubb gets stranded on an undiscovered island that has uncontacted tribes that still participate in cannibalism.

[Alexander "Swiss Army Knife" Spotswood @ASpotswood69]

@N15Jackson Awesome

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@eric7138 @BFW You r a moron

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Lotzier is my goat

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@JJwiththeshifts Roller rabbit pajamas, can’t miss

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Why the actual fuck am I seeing burner ig accounts on my reels. Keep it on X, instagram is for anakin skywalker edits and people dying. #stayclassy

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@skydogprincess 5 actually

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@DrRitaDed @djcyr72 You’re a dumbass, he used your correctly

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@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H @Prachi_2050 Pakistan