Austin Staropoli

Sometimes I’ll talk hockey (NYR), other times I’ll talk about how meat is a superfood.🏒🥩

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Rangers predictions 23-24 season

- Zibby nets 35 goals
- Panarin hits highest point total in his Rangers tenure
- Rangers finish 1st in division
- Shesterkin gets 35+ wins
- Quick gets 8+ wins
- Kreider nets 29
- Kakko nets 25+ goals

Lets have a season! #Nyr @Andr3wMangion3

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Trading Panarin or not extending him should be illegal.

Chris Drury is an absolute clown.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

There is 0 effort in JT Millers game… 0

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Whats scarier for hockey?

Shaved head Panarin or Playoff Hank?

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

@joeroganhq Tom Brady

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

@NYRLouie Joel Quenville

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

This was less than a year ago.

Unfathomable.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

I think the Panthers repeat if Marchand and Matthews remain healthy.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

I know a bit out of left field, but I think we’d be foolish to not even consider looking at a physically, tough, talented, playoff-made player like Marchand if he’s available.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Brady Tkachuk = the definition of a playoff made player.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Serious question… why is Patrick Kane not on this team?

[NYRHockey🗽 @BroadwayHatsNYR]

🔜#NYR

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

JT Miller…. Never been less excited about a trade from a big name player.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Is it worth saying the Rangers at least inquire about Sidney Crosby?

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

The same people that think Shesterkin isn’t worth $11.5M, are the same ones that wanted Trouba gone and didn’t want to resign Kane.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

@MrMikeyBGoode Nope, it doesn’t give us the result we need.

A panick move is exactly how you stay middle of the pack for a long time

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

Trust me when I say - JT Miller is not what we need or want.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

@NYRLouie - Fire Drury
- Bring fire Lavy even though I don’t fully blame him you need a shake up
- Hire Queneville
- Somehow sign Brady Tkachuk
- Sign someone to replace Trouba

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

@xB00GAARD @CorePython Dude read my last comment again lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards.

Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.

[Austin Staropoli @AStar0411]

@xB00GAARD @CorePython Put our defense in front of any goaltender in this league and you get a similar result