Steven Mortimer

Actor.

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@EzBreezyBonito @messedupfoods Should be 83 now

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Puns

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@cobaltfalcon121 Osgood Perkins, maybe?

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@prawn_meat Y?

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@Geraldi31348001 @RebeccaCNReid Recommend Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London series. Gaiman did the same for me but now never want to read him again.

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@DeadlineDayLive @sport @joshwiddicombe

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@TheCinesthetic GLOW

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@TheCinesthetic Dead Pixels

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

Art

[Claire Hanna @ClaireHanna]

I heard the Canadian PM resigned.

I don't know if it's Trudeau.

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@GenTXer2 ADIEU

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

Happy Hogswatch! Ho! Ho! Ho!

[LukeMorley1 @luzmor01]

For anyone that enjoys a more miserable Xmas song…..

https://t.co/IKm5MXXJ1o

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

"Love Actually" is not a nice film. It's just a montage of deeply unpleasant people doing horribly misjudged or selfish things. It's like if "Pulp Fiction" was a romcom.

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@anon_opin Idiots Assembled (Ghosts) should write and star with Paul King (Paddington /Wonka) directing.

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@mparkinb You'll be shocked what the Dad of a missing daughter cradles in TV's EDGE of Darkness.

[Steven Mortimer @AStevenMortimer]

@YourAnonCentral Is that a Bitcoin/Nirvana T shirt? If he says, yes. Dispose of the body behind those bins.

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

No.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Yesterday was the anniversary of this tweet
NEVER FORGET

[Ted Smith 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 @TedUrchin]

Yip.