Grumpy Cat

I'm a super grumpy cat, if you don't like that, then I don't care. #TeamGrumpy

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

#ThingsIMissAboutMyChildhood Nothing. I hate children

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Tips on liking people.....don't

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

I'm not saying I hate you, but if I had water and you were on fire, I'd drink the water.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Everyone's always like did you see that thing on Facebook and I'm like...Facebook sucks.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

If you think I hate you, you're probably right.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Peace, Love, and go fuck yourself.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

I'm not always grumpy but when I am, actually I'm always grumpy.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

I'm sorry did I offend you? What was it I said so I can say it again.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Why don't you tweet some more about the basketball game no one cares about.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

You don't wanna be here? No one fucking asked you.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

#WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho has slept with everyone else you know.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Go do something useful and jump off a cliff.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

I delete tweets if I see that I misspelled something and FUCK YOU IF YOU SAW IT.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Damn girl are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying...

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

When life gives me lemons I throw that shit back at life. I hate lemons.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Remember that time I didn't hate you?....yeah me neither.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

That reminds me of a funny story...I hate funny stories.

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

When life gives you lemons, you better hope it also gives you some water and sugar or your lemonade will suck

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Hell No Kitty

[Grumpy Cat @ASuperGrumpyCat]

Eski-No