Alex Susskind

News Photog. All Corny jokes/opinions are my own.

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@JoseCanseco @gyardbaseball How do you feel about the 3rd guy to join this club?

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@_TomHubert @maggie162 @AlbaneseLaura The 2024 Mets’ playoff chase was cool—but it was all pretend

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@MetsLegends Bobby M. Jones

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@awfulannouncing This never would have happened Scott Hatteberg’s watch

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@vasdrimalitis

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@AlbaneseLaura Cohen: Houser’s day is done. Cole Sulser enters now to try and stop the bleeding.

Darling: Perhaps he’ll have a greater sense of poise and rationality on the mound.

Hernandez: Haven’t these pitchers ever heard of throwing a god damn strike?!

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

Big day for things I want to retweet but can't

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@jennaashlyn The person inside the Mrs. Met costume?

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@amybeleckas @SoCorporateBand @andrewmcmahon Such a crazy coincidence considering that Ticketmaster said sold out when I got in at 10:02

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@amybeleckas @SoCorporateBand @andrewmcmahon Plenty of tickets available on resale sites for more than double face value 😡

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@BaseballQuotes1 Frank Thomas

[New York Giants @Giants]

Eli made ’em go crazy with that 🔥

[Lenslinger @Lenslinger]

My wife can’t understand how a guy who’ll break out 6 lights for a 30 second live shot can’t find the time to change a dead lightbulb in our foyer.

I told her to string up some crime tape and I’d get right on it.

She said the police would take care of that for her.

Gotta go.

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@YankeeWRLD [saves for grid]

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@RonFilipkowski He went from going hard in the paint to huffing paint

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@BaseballQuotes1 Jorge Fabregas

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@rainnwilson Dwight is elected president. Jim is elected Speaker. Hilarity/chaos ensues. Also: Stanley does Masked Singer. Nellie is Jets QB(if the helmet is open, the job is open)

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@lindseyadler Hawthorne Hoops

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@nut_history Canseco stole his book idea

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@nut_history “I have never (thought that you would find out that I lied about the fact that I) used steroids. Period. I don’t know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never.”