MrAlSwearengen2020

I run a saloon. I troll the Yankees because theyre more crooked than me. I fuck people because they cant account for their actions and I own Deadwood.

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@kpak2020 @ScottDa53180405 @Mellow4orever @CP24 Valid point, old or young nobody wants to agree they need a hero. Incorrect point is that your life matters

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@jeffster1970 @JohnnyGiuntaa Its just a business apology bud, just say the lines, do some shit, say more positive shit and lets go fkn destroy these a-holes. Hows your folks doing anyway?
-Every public apology manager meeting ever.
#sorrynotsorry

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@ricofuntilon @JFernan54608386 @citymississauga Drive a plow sometime and find out bud

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@JFernan54608386 @citymississauga Thats life, sometimes in life you gotta suck it up, get off your ass and grab a shovel my friend.

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@BennyTheJet67 @weston109 @AveryChenier Thanks Paul, also maybe tell my asshole son that Santa isnt real.

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

"Climate Protesters Glued Themselves To The Floor At A Museum - Staff Turned Off The Lights And Walked Away, Leaving The Protesters Overnight With No Toilet - 6ixBuzz" https://t.co/fMx2DDEwRN

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@MLBONFOX @MLBPipeline Yo fuck Seattle

[Musk Quotes @muskQu0tes]

“It’s either traffic forever or tunnels.”
@elonmusk

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

New window wipers and a good parking spot. Ill take it, you sick fuck

ttps://www.tmz.com/2022/10/03/nhl-sean-avery-threatens-snap-teen-windshield-wipers-heated-parking-dispute/

[Gail Vaz-Oxlade @GailVazOxlade]

Want to send a message about food price-gouging? Don’t shop at any Loblaws owned/branded store in August and watch the message get delivered. The other chains will catch on or we move to rotating. #StrikeLoblaws #AugustStrke

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

New York, always classy
https://t.co/E547ceJk76

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

Mob dimentia?

https://t.co/pnc4FZC8Bg

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

Get over it, surfers
#rogersoutage

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@CBCToronto Pro tip to all- drive shittier cars

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@Yankees are looking pretty good in this little league field they built themselves 🤣🤣

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

Well the @BlueJays keep proving me right. Sorry @Yankees but nobody likes you.

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

Did i mention that the @Yankees are as pompous and unlikeable as a steaming cake of cattle turd today?

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@Ravencrowe10 @NpNprentice @JustinTrudeau Big rig eh, I like it

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

@Ravencrowe10 @NpNprentice @JustinTrudeau If you think that please research human history. Notably, in 100% of cases- what becomes of super powerful public figures when they are as praised as Elon.

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

That was perhaps the most radical 1 on 1 turned 2 on 1 ever executed in hockey.
@MapleLeafs vs @TBLightning
#brodie #kerfoot

[MrAlSwearengen2020 @ASwearengen]

Woooooow Hedman, you just got pantsed.
@MapleLeafs
@TBLightning