Zora Wilde

Bisexual goth cleric, anglophile, appreciator of alliteration, and practitioner of the grammatical and articulatory arts. @kingarthur1616’s proud soulmate

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Winking provocatively at someone is so weird. Like, yes, this person will surely be aroused by my inability to blink correctly.

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Some women’s husbands leave the toilet seat up, which annoys their wives. My husband, however, leaves the shower diverted up. Which means that when I go to take a bath, I’m suddenly sprayed with cold water.

He thinks this is hilarious and my threats fall on deaf ears.

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Sometimes, when I’m sitting at my desk, the sunlight breaks through the clouds and the buildings and I just get flooded with natural light through the window behind me and, I don’t know, it’s nice. Simple pleasures.

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“and my spirit with its loss
knows this;
though small against the black,
small against the formless rocks,
hell must break before I am lost;”

- “Eurydice” by H.D.

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Also, Theseus was a piece of shit and I will die on this hill.

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It’s a good day when I start it off by texting my husband walls of text about Greek myths.

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Hyperfixating on “Valerie” again…

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In my defense, I was left unattended and with access to Microsoft Excel.

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I’m over here editing an order form for a whole ass different company because I need to place an order and I think the form could be formatted better.

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Listen news people; I don’t care if your fancy shmancy experts say side hustles are toxic. A girl’s gotta pay bills and the full time job doesn’t cover everything.

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I really want Awe Inspired/Common Era jewelry but damn they’re expensive.

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Recognize that, accept it, and adjust your own behavior accordingly. Because while you can’t control how other people are, you can control how you are, how you respond to them, and how much you let them affect your peace. 2/2

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Here’s a bit of unsolicited advice for your Wednesday evening: pay attention to what people do. Everyone shows their true colors eventually and no matter what you do or how much you bend over backwards, some people are just hateful and antagonist. 1/2

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Happy 80th Birthday to the third tallest member of Monty Python, Mr @EricIdle!
"There was a time when we were almost universally hated by large sections of society. Now that we are the cuddly old farts of comedy, I rather miss the hatred."

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I have no problem recognizing that a trans man murdered these children and staff. I'm glad police arrived and killed him before he could murder other innocents. But if you're gonna ask me to answer for him, shouldn't you answer for the 99.7% of mass shooters who aren't trans?

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Another day, another load of bull shit from people who don’t know what they’re talking about.

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Assassins Creed: Odyssey described my play style as “Arrogant” and I’d just like to inquire as to how else the bad ass, Spartan descendant of Zeus is supposed to behave. I’m here to win quests, not friends.

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I will never be able to watch true crime the same way again.

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It’s that time of year again where I suddenly remember that Twitter exists.

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Things have been getting progressively more and more “What the fuck” since 2020.