Elon Musk used a joke to perform an autopsy on the American economy.
Two economists go for a hike. They find a pile of shit. One pays the other $100 to eat it.
They keep walking. Find another pile. The second economist pays $100 back to eat that one.
They stop. Neither man gained a dollar. Both ate shit for nothing.
But on paper they just generated $200 in GDP.
Musk: “That basically would count as a job. This is to illustrate the absurdity of economics.”
That is not a punchline. That is the operating system of the federal government.
Every time a politician celebrates “record job creation” this is what they are describing. Not output. Not value. Not progress. Motion.
The entire bureaucratic machine exists to manufacture friction and then invoice for it.
Compliance layers built to justify the next compliance layer. Oversight committees that produce nothing but the need for more oversight. Consulting firms hired to audit the work of other consulting firms.
Trillions circulating through systems that have never produced a single thing you can hold in your hands. But the GDP number ticks up. So everyone applauds.
The shit gets eaten. The scoreboard moves. Nobody asks what actually got built.
This is why Washington treats AI like a five alarm fire.
AI does not play the friction game. It does not form a committee. It does not schedule a review. It does not file 400 pages of paperwork no one will ever read.
It just solves the problem.
And that is the one thing the machine cannot survive.
The government does not tax results. It taxes the process. The longer the process, the deeper the cut.
AI compresses a ten day workflow into seconds. There is nothing left to bill. Nothing left to tax. Nothing left to skim.
So they will spend the next decade warning you that AI threatens the economy.
What they will never say is what it actually threatens.
The illusion that activity equals progress.
The $200 economy where both men ate shit and called it a job.
The machines are not coming for your purpose.
They are coming to prove that half the economy never had one.
Obama made Americans get health insurance, or you paid a fine.
Biden made people inject an experimental shot, or they lost their jobs.
Tell me again how Trump is a fascist dictator…
🚨#BREAKING: Father of 22-year-old Logan Federico is screaming at Democrats in Congress after his daughter was dragged from bed, forced on her knees, and executed...
...by a man arrested 39 TIMES with 25 FELONIES!!!
We need to hold judges & DAs responsible for releasing vicious murderers on innocent victims.
Everyone who let this demon walk freely, should be in prison.
BRILLIANT 🚨
Trump said let the states pay for their own daycare
After seeing all of the fraud taking place in daycare throughout blue cities and states
Why should a family in Boise, ID pay for someone's daycare in LA, Minneapolis or Chicago
This is exactly what I voted for
NBA players beat their wives & girlfriends, force women to get abortions, wave guns around in a club, get caught with drugs, etc.
But, when one player says an LGBTQ lifestyle & the NBA’s celebration of it is unrighteous, he gets fired.
Make it make sense.
Just some facts. . .
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you America's Kings and Queens 👑
R: Chuck Grassley, 51 years
D: Ed Markey, 49 years
D: Ron Wyden, 45 years
D: Chuck Schumer, 45 years
R: Hal Rogers, 45 years
R: Chris Smith, 45 years
D: Steny Hoyer, 45 years
D: Dick Durbin, 43 years
D: Marcy Kaptur, 43 years
R: Mitch McConnell, 41 years
D: Nancy Pelosi, 39 years
D: Frank Pallone, ~37 years
D: Richard Neal, ~37 years
D: Rosa DeLauro, ~35 years
D: Maxine Waters, ~35 years
On the other hand,
R: Donald Trump, ~5 years as a politician and 50+ years in business.
In 2024, America elected Donald Trump to secure the border, deport those who are here illegally, strengthen our military, and reduce crime in our cities.
The people above have a combined 600 years of experience in fundraising, backroom deals, money laundering, dining with lobbyists, and insider trading, to name a few...
They all represent a very specific group of people; unfortunately, it's none of us on either side.
In fact, they have done everything in their power to take out President Trump and stop the agenda we elected him to complete!
If you listened to every one of them 20 years ago, they all stood for the exact opposite of what they are selling today.
Apparently, doing the right thing, whether you stay in power or not, runs out after you've had 12-15 years on the gravy train!
Congress was never meant to be a lifelong career. Yet today it's a nursing home for power-hungry narcissists who haven't represented the people who elected them for decades!
Now tell me again, who's the real threat to "democracy?"
While thousands are out protesting "No Kings" today, the real kings and queens have been ruling from Capitol Hill for decades. It's time to end these career politicians!
It's way past time for term limits!!!
We can and must do better than this! 🇺🇸
#TermLimits #ChuckSchumer #NancyPelosi #MitchMcConnell #ChuckGrassley #EdMarkey
Reports indicate over 8 million people across 3,000 cities participated in the 'No Kings' protests yesterday.
And every one of those 8 million woke up today to discover Donald Trump is STILL their President!
LOL!
Chris Briggs “I just have to say, this is the first time I've had a chance to sit in front of the Senate. If no harm has ever come to anybody under Obamacare, and it's such a great plan, why are you all not on it?”
Nick Shirley asks why Gavin Newsom is attacking him for exposing fraud in California:
“How sick does a governor have to be to say that the kid exposing the fraud is the bad person versus the fraudsters that are stealing the money?”
Excellent question.
The UK can arrest the King’s brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, for crimes, but the USA can’t arrest one corrupt, treasonous politician with a mountain of proof. Hell, they can’t even be fired.
Houston, we have a problem.
Mamdani says that if Kathy Hochul refuses to allow passing higher taxes on corporations and top earners, he’ll make New York City homeowners eat the cost through higher property taxes.
Enjoy the dictator you elected, New York City.
Fox News has a very good problem, and his name is Greg Gutfeld.
“We had countless deaths (by illegal aliens) and you didn’t say SH*T!”
He is quickly becoming the absolute best on Fox.
https://t.co/t9594Yvy1V
I have four questions.
Who is Ethan Pease?
When was this press conference?
Why is this the first time I'm hearing this?
Why isn't this national news?
Whatever you do, DO NOT repost this and make it go viral.
The damn TRUTH! @RogerJStoneJr: Our problem is not the screwball, Marxist Dems. OUR PROBLEM is the gutless, feckless, lily-livered, country club, establishment REPUBLICANS who have neither the guts nor the balls to fight for America!
We have a Democrat Insurrection going on in Minneapolis and the chief law enforcement of the United States of America is bragging about sending a "strongly worded letter" to the Governor to stop it??
What a shitshow!🤦
Europe was once the envy of the world.
Now we're a cautionary tale.
But whining changes NOTHING. We need serious reform to rise from the ashes 🧵👇
Let's restore the freedom, safety and prosperity our children deserve.
What's your priority #1? ⚡
#Remigration#FreeEurope #EuropeFirst