my big belly is sore and bulging from eating 8 lbs of sugar free greek yogurt; I think tonight the gnomes might come jump on my sore bulbous belly while I sleep again and I'll spray my yogurt on my jorts... again
“What’s this?”
“Your cartoon sir”
“No, that can’t be right. Where is the moral lecture, the realistic panic attack, the overwhelmingly black and gay cast?”
“You just watch the silly cartoon men do silly cartoon stuff”
worst day of my life was when I found out my day one was drinking normal dr pepper. the night ended wit me driving a wooden stake thru his heart. #dietdrpepper4lyf