mohamed atta boy

''Art, learning and love - those three faces of God.''

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

i love being a lawyer and simultaneously fucking hate it, dumbass profession

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary?

Elizabeth: The girl is sick?

Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity.

Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

live look at the attempt to turn results around

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

🚨 Michael Carrick will be given chance to turn results around.

Carrick is taking training at Carrington, staff + players preparing #MUFC for Saturday trip to Chelsea.

More @TheAthleticFC soon.

[KevinJPettit @KevinJPettit3]

Eli Sunday: I have untapped oil

Daniel Plainview:

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

@souljagoyteller you haven't read Pride and Prejudice??

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

chuffed for Kane, tbh, truly an incredible player

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

@writtenoff_mufc good, he's an insufferable twat

[Middle East Eye @MiddleEastEye]

"Carpet bomb them all".

Speaking to The Guardian at an event ahead of Israel’s elections, a young Israeli woman called for Palestinians to be forcibly displaced from the Gaza Strip, saying they should be killed if they cannot be removed.

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

best in class!!

[MUFCXtra @Mufc_Extra]

Lausanne bottom of the Swiss league. Nice 10th in Ligue 1. Man United 16th in the Premier League. All three clubs owned by INEOS. Tells you everything you need to know. Jim Ratcliffe hasn’t got a clue how to run a football club. 👍 #MUFC

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

The biggest mark against the prospect of Eddie Howe managing United is that it likely means Jason Tindall is involved, please no

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud

NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?

WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

Jameson Williams on my fantasy team bench 👍🏻

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

we are so back lol, Mou doing this is objectively good for football

[Fayah @FayahWanny]

Mourinho with the slide celebration. 😆
#ElClasico

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

@B00K0FTRIBE waisting

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

1 win from 8 league matches hahaha

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Current concern is Man City will be deducted 100 points and still finish above Man Utd

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

complete and utter embarrassment for United

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

absolutely embarrassing from every single United player out there, this is dreadful

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

Glazers, Carrick, Berrada, Wilcox, Maguire, Shaw, Dalot, Mount, de ligt, Mazraoui, Bruno - time to go for the lot. Burn this shit down to the studs