Mike Mize

5th degree black-belt master of the pun

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

Wikipedia's AI agent row likely just the beginning of the bot-ocalypse https://t.co/WyWy03M2sM via @Malwarebytes

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@MLS should be ashamed at the poor officiating and they still couldn't get their pet team a win! LET'S GO @ATLUTD !!!

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@AdamSchefter We should have seen this coming, when DeVante's hamstring retired 3 years ago.

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@Olivianuzzi Is he high?

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@vileTexan She has no perspective. At her age (in the 90s) I had two minimum wage jobs (making $5 to $7 /hr). I drove a 15 y/o beat up Civic, had a roommate that got on my nerves half the time, but needed someone to split bills. It sucks, but A LOT of us had to do this.

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@JamesPalmerTV The next question is, would Stroud be doing this well in Carolina? Not hatin', but let's no pretend the weapons and O-line are not significantly better in Houston

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@frankmikesmith Justin Pugh's "straight off the couch" is still tops this year IMO

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Has anyone noticed that you never see @BrockHuard and @JimBreuer in the same place at the same time? #CollegeFootball #Utah vs #USC

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@MatthewBerryTMR 16 team PPR league, need 2 WR and a FLEX from:
Ridley
Nico
Pittman
Breece
#FantasyFootball

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@MBFantasyLife How long before we get the "best shape of my life" report?

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@TheOfficerTatum I'd love to hear your thoughts on this:
https://t.co/lAUbCvCt7J

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@finebaum Paul, please stop letting people attribute MILES' comments to Miller! "heat in the hat" and "one in the head" was said by Miles to Davis and it's clear in the transcript!

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@MBFantasyLife DJ Moore vs Brandin Cooks to see who can trick me into starting them each week. I'm also being trolled by Justin Herbert.

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@ChaseEdmonds22 I know you prob don't care about Fantasy Football, but I may change your mind. See, every time I bench you = blow up, active = nada. So you should pay me to keep you on my bench, it could save your career! #NFL #FantasticFour #MiamiDolphins

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@HuskGuys "Heart" problems at Florida, "headaches" at Ohio State...he's liable to get debilitating gout in Lincoln

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[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@salubriousdish @Inc Two additions: Suposively (supposedly) and Altimer's (Alzheimer's)

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43 embarrassing phrases even smart people misuse @salubriousdish https://t.co/yfu8GjcLM3 via @Inc

[Mike Mize @ATLBamaRN]

@MVCsports Drake vs. Bradley tonight, Drake is favored #Drake #BradleyCooper

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@weatherchannel Dallas, GA