Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
oppo research on Talarico: he is in a loving relationship with his beautiful girlfriend
oppo research on Paxton: he literally freed a pedophile and his wife divorced him on “biblical grounds”
@MocklerHQ Trump's entire political strategy is just to lie about everything and expect the American people to be too ignorant or uninformed/misinformed to realize it. And it has worked.
@BeaneaterB I've been saying for awhile that developing a 3rd offering would be more vital to his success than velocity. Now that he has a curve and a changeup that he can throw for strikes, I have no reason to believe he'll struggle to be a highly effective pitcher once again.
@BatteryPowerSBN Jonah Heim had one good game for the Braves and people act like we gave away Mike Piazza. He and Leon are basically the same guy at the plate and Leon is a better defender.
It’s not an antisemitic conspiracy theory when a foreign lobby openly brags that they bought two congressional seats with candidates who will be loyal to Israel.