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#BravesCountry #TrueToAtlanta #RiseUp #WeAreTheA #GoDawgs #TaylorSwift

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@HunterBiden You had me until "Go Birds." Respectfully, fuck them both.

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

Hunter spitting lately

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

@DawgNation That's great, but I cannot, in good faith, be a fan of a team that employs a sidewalk obstrcutor.

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@bldrman69 @NFL @RapSheet @AdamSchefter This would make sense if they were in cap hell, but they aren't, so you just sound like a dumbass.

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@NFL @RapSheet @AdamSchefter Legit big time WR1 if he has a QB that can feed him. Does he have that???

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@AliGhezelbash @gvedak Upper 90s on the first live pitches he's thrown in months? Yeah, I'd say so.

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@JerryJ77777 @mlbbowman I really don't care if he's an All-Star. We need a fully healthy Baldwin. ASG means nothing.

[MLB @MLB]

Ronald Acuña Jr. CRUSHES the first pitch he sees 😤

He has now homered in FOUR straight games!

[sam @sam_d_1995]

oppo research on Talarico: he is in a loving relationship with his beautiful girlfriend

oppo research on Paxton: he literally freed a pedophile and his wife divorced him on “biblical grounds”

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@AITokenX @MLB @PolymarketSport The Nats certainly aren't one of the worst teams in baseball as thing stand now.

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@MocklerHQ Trump's entire political strategy is just to lie about everything and expect the American people to be too ignorant or uninformed/misinformed to realize it. And it has worked.

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@BeaneaterB I've been saying for awhile that developing a 3rd offering would be more vital to his success than velocity. Now that he has a curve and a changeup that he can throw for strikes, I have no reason to believe he'll struggle to be a highly effective pitcher once again.

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@silkyjohnson91 @JoelSchamber @vidsthatgohard It tells me a bunch of 90 year olds fell asleep in front of their TV during Hannity

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

@JPDolphins @avy3n This is his 3rd year, you fucking dunce

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

@batistalouis14 @DraftKings Sale 37
Leon 37
Iggy 36
Suarez 35
Kinley 35
Perez 35
Yaz 35

Basically a bunch of under 30 guys and a bunch of 35+ guys.

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

@JuniorRushing @BingeOnBenge mets fans don't know ball, we knew this

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@BingeOnBenge In what world has Chris Sale only been a B?

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

@BatteryPowerSBN Jonah Heim had one good game for the Braves and people act like we gave away Mike Piazza. He and Leon are basically the same guy at the plate and Leon is a better defender.

[Carter @ATLCarterC]

@Lily_Mae74 @mtgreenee I think that sounds good for every candidate running for office.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

It’s not an antisemitic conspiracy theory when a foreign lobby openly brags that they bought two congressional seats with candidates who will be loyal to Israel.