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Sanguis fraternitatis crassior est aqua matricis. Recovering Texan living in AZ
#GigEm #ProtectTransKids

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@SenatorSinema Hey Kyrsten, since you're not really a donkey, you need to address the elephant in the room.

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@Kaylan_TX_ @Will428304 @SassyBabyBoom69 Damn sister, I wish. Kudos to you!

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Huu-ston, not How-ston

[Among the Wildflowers @deaflibertarian]

I'm from Texas. Here are some helpful tips for Knicks Fans: What You Should Know Before Visiting San Antonio:
1. It's not cheese dip. It's queso.
2. Sweet tea isn't a beverage. It's the official wine of the South.
3. "Bless your heart" is not always a compliment. Context matters. A lot.
4. If someone says they're "fixin' to" do something, no repairs are involved.
5. A breakfast taco is a perfectly acceptable breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late-night snack. Get one asap.
6. The speed limit is merely a suggestion to the pickup truck behind you.
7. "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural.
8. No, you cannot survive June by "just walking a few blocks."
9. The Alamo is smaller than you imagined. Don't say it out loud.
10. If a local says, "It's not that hot today," and it's 96 degrees, they mean it.
11. Guacamole is considered a vegetable.
12. The phrase "Texas-sized" is not marketing. It's a warning.
13. You may develop strong opinions about salsa before the weekend is over.
14. When someone waves from another vehicle, they're being friendly. Wave back.
15. Chili does not contain beans. This is not a debate.
16. If you ask for "just a little spicy," the outcome is entirely at the restaurant's discretion.
17. Texans put hot sauce on things that already contain hot sauce.
18. Cowboys exist, but most Texans commute by pickup, not horseback.
19. A 20-minute drive can somehow be 35 miles away.
20. If someone offers homemade brisket, cancel your other plans immediately.
21. H-E-B is not a grocery store. It is a way of life.
22. The stars at night are big and bright...!!! Yes, people will expect you to know what comes next.
23. "A little outside town" can mean 45 minutes away.
24. If you hear, "Well, that's interesting," it may mean the exact opposite.

By the end of your trip, you'll be saying "y'all," ordering queso, and arguing about barbecue like you've lived in Texas your whole life. Welcome to Texas - stay safe and enjoy the game!

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@deaflibertarian You forgot this one: it's Huu-ston, not How-ston

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Trans rights are human rights.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HOUSTON OMG

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@emily_tweets @clur19 My wife would be proud I understand the reference

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

guys, guys, guys... there is an actual name for how we feel about the MAGAts

[Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar]

@CAGOP Because you stupid cunts have taken away any reason we had to be proud of the U.S. Get fucked, pedo-protectors.

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@MrsSteak @SweetToothAudio 💯

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@higherloyalty @ClueHeywood Must have been a large peacock bass, native only to Lake Bryan of course

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@TAMUPolice Give em hell on specific Saturdays in the Fall

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@EvilMopacATX Drive over to Lake Bryan and enjoy the fresh air.

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.

The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.

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@cardinal4ever @SouthDallasFood Lol that's your response

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@cardinal4ever @SouthDallasFood Imagine if the question was about steakhouses in Chicago, NY or LA.

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@SouthDallasFood Bob's - Lemmon Ave. Where I start my career in hospitality. And as equally important, I met my wife.

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@barstoolsports #GigEm

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@TheJoeySwoll #GigEmAggies

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

This