All The Single Lady

Tweets from a single gal's perspective. Because they say write what you know...oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh

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Some days I'm certain I'm a catch and other days I spend £17.50 on a lipstick only to realise I've been sold one exactly the same colour as my natural lip. #idiot.

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YASSS Clas Ohlson. You feel my distain! Anyone else adding this to their wish list??? @LucyGoesDating @UnluckiestDater @aDatingDad 😂😂 #Valentines

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Happy Valentine's Day single Tweople! Read as: 'Ecstatic Valentine's Day is pissing off for another 365 days'.

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@98lwatso Prime minister

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It's icy out today. GC please take care.

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@98lwatso LIVES

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@98lwatso Gemma Collins. PS you are a mole person

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Girl meets strange guy in bookstore.
Girl buys curtains.
The end.

I decided to rewrite the plot of #You #Netflix

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Happy New Year. Maybe this will be the year someone reels this sexy fish in, AMIRITE?

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Sorry couples you get romantic dinners, and presents for doing fuck all and spa breaks. Llamas are staying with me so BACK OFF

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@laurahasablog Yup and it's interactive. You choose what the character does next

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This. #Bandersnatch #BlackMirror

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Without any contest the most tragic thing about being #vegan is where there's FREE pizza at work.

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@carlybloggs @butgemmadarling @ruthinrevolt @catisbored @ZaraLouU @TheFrznMind To see if anyone was thinking what I was thinking. But turned out I was thinking alot of things about being alone so maybe I'll write a book.

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@LucyGoesDating I think he was just making a (shit) joke and then over committed to said joke

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@UnluckiestDater @F45Training Yesss mate

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@LucyGoesDating When you get past 30 you only invite people to your birthdays you really want there. Don't take it personally if it was late. It'll be fun. If it's not you can go home

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Is @RitaOra 'Let You Love Me' a super delayed response to Mario's 2014 hit 'Let Me Love You?'

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@UnluckiestDater Now THAT'S a story

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Everyone is missing the point over the Kleenex Man-size rebrand, which is that 'Extra Large' is a piss poor rebrand. I'd have gone with 'Honking Great Big Ones'. #honkhonk

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Everyone is missing the point over the Kleenex Man-size rebrand, which is that 'Extra Large' is a piss poor rebrand. I'd have gone with 'Honking Great Big Ones'. #honkhonk