jess

One Direction stan account 2011-2013 @stypayhoralikson on IG. 2013-present, this account with various @‘s. Currently in my David appreciation era

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I wouldn’t have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

@elonmusk i just spent all my money traveling so i have to buy a 2nd hand Mitsubishi 😔 unless anyone is feeling rather charitable on this fine Friday afternoon?

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

i just want to know
In the alternate universe where Liam is still around, how long do we have to wait for a reunion?
Would we have ever gotten one? Even a charity fund raiser performance, in like, 2030?
Would Zayn be there?

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

it’s 2012 and you’re skipping class to get 1d tickets for their take me home tour

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

i miss one direction so much

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

as it turns out it was just because i hadn’t arrived in Greece yet

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

so i’m traveling and have been on tinder… if this is what the international population of males look like, and i thought i had it tough in australia, i must surely not actually be into men. The only men i’m swiping right on end up being other Aussies also traveling 🥲

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

@elonmusk what vid are you being blackmailed with Elon 😭

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

at this point, i think i would chop off my left arm and sell my soul to the devil if it meant i could lose my voice at a One Direction concert one more time

[jynx @jynxbby]

female seahorses after knocking their man up

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

when in England…

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

amusing update into the abyss: i currently have 4 males at home missing me and it makes me feel important and powerful knowing that i just left them for months and am curious to see if they really are still interested when i get back.

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

life update into the abyss: i have quit my job and am traveling for 4 months

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

at what point should i look within myself and come to the conclusion that maybe the pool of men on tinder aren’t completely unattractive, and that it’s actually that i’m just not attracted to men

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

however, in fantasy novels they sometimes do it well- imo the character names in ACOTAR are creative and yet not distracting, and they do suit the personalities of the character. I really liked SJM’s name choices.

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

remember back in the day books would have characters with conventional names? Oliver, Alice, Susanna, etc? & then nearly every book written 2010s & later have cutesy names- honestly it’s DISTRACTING. I want Edwards & Bellas back, then the occasional inventive names are impactful

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Somehow i missed what was easily the biggest addition. No fucking way

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

Most ppl don’t realise this, the body grieves routine before it grieves a person. So you aren’t crying over him. You’re crying over the version of yourself that was shaped by his patterns, attuned to his silences, fluent in the unspoken language of his inconsistencies.

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

cant remember a drama this wides scale since that rolling stone article

[jess @ATTENB0ROUGH]

i’ve had a moment of clarity and i actually just need a dog not a man