Procrastibation

I like bad tweets, I got a fuckin problem. Funnier than you. Follow at your own risk. Party boy stuck in a dry county.

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Yaaa I'll probably just get back on this account when I get back to tech. #ATU

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Good People → Good Drinks
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The Good Life ← Summer Life

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Nothing like that southern meal after a church service.

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This sun is going to fill my beer can with vitamin D.

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I'm walking in that Just Got Laid Parade.

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She always keeps me in check. It's not even her job, but she always asks how my day went.

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@typicallbitch there's no contest between those two

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They called it the summer of love.

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@Breanna1121 I started drinking so much that I forgot about tweeting about me drinking so much.

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Sorry twitter world, I almost forgot about you.

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I ain't no holla back girl.

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I heard love is in the air, so I hold my breath until my face turns purple.

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I really suck at sleeping at night.

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“@BackRowLearner: Tokin' Spongebob https://t.co/t6gRz8Q7Tf”
@BestVinesEver @BestVlNES

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I've been getting so cut at the gym lately. I'm glad they finally opened that barber shop inside.

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Kinda missing Umamis right about now.

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And let the days start blurring together.

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I already miss Tech.

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Well last night got out of hand quicker than a stripper wearing a tube-top.

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Fire everywhere!