Hacktivision Assist

NOT the real @ATVIAssist this is just a parody account, nothing said here should be taken seriously. They are great a great asset, but off by two letters.

[Hacktivision Assist @ATVI_Assist]

So I hear many people were unhappy with our Walking Dead game. Lets be honest, it wasn't meant to be good, it was meant to make money!

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We didn't know what we were doing with PS2, Xbox, PS3, Xbox 360 but just wait until next gen. We'll have it down by then!

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Our hacker detection system is Fool Proof, too bad there is more than one fool.

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We would personally like to thank all those who purchased our $60 expansion called COD Black Ops 2. It's allowed us to update our Ferrari's.

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Remember folks, Connection Problems are ALWAYS your fault. No seriously, they are, so don't argue with us, just do what what we say!

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@munkahh Thank you for your money. Next CoD is out later this year. Can't wait to hear your complaint, but not 'till we have your $

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@Louis_Glen97 Thank you for your money. Next CoD is out later this year. Can't wait to hear your complaint, but not 'till we have your $

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@KyleCazuaL Thank you for your money. The next CoD will be out later this year. Let us know how much you like or hate it, after you buy it.

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10 Bucks says that @EA and @Activision are going to come out with @XCOM - "XCOM: Enemy Unknown" and run the genre into the ground.

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#Activision Quote of the day: "There is too much damn technology at this office... what the hell are we even supposed to do with it all?"

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If ever have a hard time connecting to our game, it's always your connections fault. It's not our fault you don't have an engineering degree

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Parents! Next years Skylanders are in the works! Start saving because you will need to mortgage your house!

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The secret to being a successful publisher is to hold back content from your games, then sell that expansion as a full priced game! $$$$

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Ah, so you want the know what the ATVI in ATVI_Assist means? That's easy, "At This Very Instance", but Twitter won't let me have a long name

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People, People! We hear your complaints about hackers. Trust us, we are on it. A solution is on the way. We are working on the next COD!

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My first post on this account will be a link to Twitters Parody policy. https://t.co/wBywVoMM ::Does The Happy Dance:: Let's Have Fun!