Mark Doerr

Biz O making lawns Barefoot worthy..Blessed

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@TanForTexas @corey_blayne Riled into being a complete moron over a post..just checking in on u after little Tater Sandell shoved three points in your ass yesterday..all good?

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Happy Sunday!! As we get ready for a day that we know Dallas will not lose, that we all cheer for the Packers v Bears in another big ribawee, just bc we all have that ONE Cheese Head Billy friend that always plays Switzerland on Saturday bc, Wisconsin 🤷🏻‍♂️and is probably the least of the assholes in your group of Sooners, horns, aggies, and huskers..Before we look forward, let’s go back a little more than 12 hours ago. Those that bleed orange day to day, and the couple of you that, just chose wrong, are now waking up in a cold sweat. Yes, can imagine you’re thinking it was a nightmare..but, it was REAL! While you’ll put a little asterisk by this one bc u had more yards, or, it took OU scoring a special teams AND a defensive tuddie to win, or even a third asterisk bc little old Tater ‘my football pants shrunk in the dryer’ Sandell’s kick as time expired was good, BUT, it wasn’t dead center. OU still beat tx. Your dbag coach has bigger titties than me, and Toby Keith is in heaven w a red solo cup singin WHO’S YOUR DADDY?! To your little alright, alright, alright Commie votin urban cowboy..

BOOMER!!!!!

Now let’s go have some Bear w cheese on it!! There’s a Kalshi on the over/under of how many mimosas will be poured at the Sconnies house before kickoff..go trade on it!

If you’re my wife and happen to stumble across this, I was kidding about the Packers thing..Go Bears!!

Texas Bites!!!

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@MichelleTater @ghodswill1 Ironic that Texas fans are annoyed that everyone is against Texas, because they are so annoying. And, annoying is an EXTREMELY polite word to describe what others feel about shorthorn fans

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@ghodswill1 @MichelleTater I mean, it is the NEW Mexico, not the old one…

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Feeling bad about laughing at OSU fans for acting like they won a natty those 2-3 times they beat OU…like having the greatest O in forever, knowing you’ll probably never have relations again..like, the fun of picking out your last meal, knowing you’ll not experience the pleasure of the solitude during its evacuation the next day. ALL of those before euphorias, knowing that Monday, people that get paid to voice their thoughts, will, rightfully be wondering what’s wrong w Bevo, vs giving Sooners the props. And then thinking Vegas lost its shit giving Kentucky 6.5 points next weekend. Sick of being a Sooner that gets shit for living on The History Channel..being able to wash the underwear I vowed to never wash until we lose again, every other week, has its pros and cons. But I’ll get up next Saturday w my coffee in my weathered Sooner Yeti to watch GameDay..switch to beer when the kid that’s played soccer all of his life misses the field goal, both times, or the kid that’s never seen a football makes it..talk shit to the Longhorn buddies rest of the morning in the group chat..yell Boomer Sooner so loud the old lady next door calls the cops. Today, at least I’m not a UTerus fan. BOOMER!!!!

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Peyton and Eli rolled the dice on family when they made txSPN write Goebbels type propaganda hype for Warby Parker..Disney execs were ‘foook yea, let it riiide!!’ Orange bloods got their early season hype induced woodys…only to, once again, wind up with balls so blue😂😂 shit NEVER gets old!!

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@scott_kuecher @secnumbersguy Arch Manning is a product of a clause that Eli and Peyton made txSPN put into their failed NFL dood show. Won’t be long before McAfee exposes that like he did the little short loud mouthed Cowboy hater

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@G0P0K3S_OSU @PokesTok Talking about the tickets to your comedy act. Did you really mean to bring up sellout streaks of Eskimo Joes overflow stadium? If you think selling all 52k seats is a flex, ought to put that in your comedy act as well. 3 game sellout 👏🏼

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Bean cooker…made it extra special, and even worth it, that Sooners spent last 3 weeks outside of AP25..one of these days, you fools will get passed what your recruiting class rank is, beginning of the year polls, polls after 5 weeks, how your coach looks walking into the stadium..how 4 of ‘the most knowledged in CFB plus one idiot picks your team..how a program prints cash (ask Jerry Jones)..it’s the finish..watching Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhaur drink OUSUX beer in the alley, getting hard while throwin a couple of fingers up, talkin about WE’RE BACK!!! And getting blueballs bc they believed txSPN early season hype..only to realize..it’s about that final poll..shit NEVER gets old..especially when you got beat by a team that spent the last 3 weeks spurned by your pre December fleshlight

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@AmandaMAtwell When orange bloods get DOUBLE blue balled 😂😂😂

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@AmandaMAtwell @Eddie_Rado Don’t ever give up Eddie..we’re rooting for you!!

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@SoonerVirginia All that said, agree, but makes those few weeks outside of the top worth it

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@CordSamuels Obviously easier to answer this next day, Mateer was busy getting out Mateered by Warby Parker txSPN golden boy

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@LoewyLawFirm Setting my Draft Kings picks for the NFL coming up in a bit…who do you like?

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@TheStampedeUT Warby Parker out Mateered Mateer

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@Tb12goat1991 Shoulda started throwing trash on the field….

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@InsideTexas When the night just keeps getting better

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@EmmanuelAcho Then out Mateered Mateer

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@KREFsports Mystified..glad Arch out Mateered Mateer