Mega how to find me:
Idk u know the drill give me money, hugs if i know you.
Be careful tho tummy is looking *very* shredded rn and may leave cut marks if you try to cuddle me
Oh fuck oops sorry I tripped ahh how’d that slip in there so sorrgy oops gee gosh anyways can I keep going??
📸: me with a remote in my paw
⬇️ 🐶 : @shyatnight
How to find me @ FWA
Do:
Place a satchel of money at my feet, calmly back away, and avoid eye contact.
Not attempt a con situationship(I might crash out)
Don’t:
Invite me to parties(wouldn’t have a good time anyways)
Touch me(panic attack risk)
Attempt to give me poisoned tea