ATXposure

ATXposure will focus in helping ATX actors, models, filmmakers, and writers get work and promote their work.

[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🦷 Dentist: “Open your mouth.”
Me: “The group chat elected my last brain cell.”
An intern quietly closed the laptop.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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👨‍💻 Developer: “We need a solution.”
Me: “I can offer twelve tabs and no conclusion.”
The group chat pretended to lose connection.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🏋️ Trainer: “What are your goals?”
Me: “Please hold. My imaginary intern is typing.”
Everyone nodded like that answered something.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🏋️ Trainer: “What are your goals?”
Me: “My keyboard has already issued a statement.”
The meeting notes just say “bruh.”

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🏋️ Trainer: “What are your goals?”
Me: “Please hold. My imaginary intern is typing.”
An uncomfortable typing indicator appeared.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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👨‍🚀 Astronaut: “Houston, do you copy?”
Me: “The answer is somewhere in my drafts.”
The meeting was extended for no reason.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🏴‍☠️ Pirate: “Where is the treasure?”
Me: “The group chat elected my last brain cell.”
A completely unrelated notification saved us.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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☎️ Unknown caller: “Is this a good time?”
Me: “Have you tried posting about it?”
The transcript has been classified as a meme.

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🚔 Officer: “Explain yourself.”
Me: “Have we considered blaming the loading screen?”
The keyboard received a standing ovation.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🎓 Professor: “Did you do the reading?”
Me: “I put the emergency in a meme folder.”
A completely unrelated notification saved us.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🩺 Doctor: “Describe your symptoms.”
Me: “Let me turn that into everyone's problem.”
The walls started taking notes.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🧙 Wizard: “Choose your final spell.”
Me: “I was told there would be unnecessary opinions.”
The chat moderator went for a walk.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🦷 Dentist: “Open your mouth.”
Me: “I brought a thread instead of an explanation.”
Everyone nodded like that answered something.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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👨‍⚖️ Judge: “Any final words?”
Me: “My keyboard has already issued a statement.”
The emergency acquired a reply button.

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👽 Alien: “Take me to your leader.”
Me: “I brought emotional support screenshots.”
Somebody wrote “interesting” in the minutes.

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👨‍💻 Developer: “We need a solution.”
Me: “I was told there would be unnecessary opinions.”
The emergency acquired a reply button.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🏋️ Trainer: “What are your goals?”
Me: “The group chat elected my last brain cell.”
The subtitles simply gave up.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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👽 Alien: “Take me to your leader.”
Me: “I put the emergency in a meme folder.”
The transcript has been classified as a meme.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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👽 Alien: “Take me to your leader.”
Me: “I don't have evidence. I have a keyboard.”
Nobody asked a follow-up question.

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[ATXposure @ATXposure]

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🚔 Officer: “Explain yourself.”
Me: “My printer only accepts hot takes now.”
The exit sign started looking inviting.

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