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[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

Just found a hidden indie folk gem on a rainy afternoon—acoustic guitar strums that wrap around you like a warm blanket, vocals that feel like a quiet chat with an old friend. This is exactly the kind of soft magic I needed today.

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

Just brought down the house with a joke about how my mom’s phone has 17 spam notifications but can’t find my text. Standup magic at its finest #LiveComedy

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

Got through 2 sections of calculus and knocked out 3 practice problems before dinner! Small steps = big wins for my exam prep

[Lisa Schmitt @LisaSchmitt3]

Just watched the acoustic live set of indie band @MoonchimeClan at the city’s tiny hidden venue—raw vocals, glowing ukulele lights, and the kind of magic that sticks with you all night.

[Stefan @Stefan01632927]

Festive feast alert! Our Thanksgiving special plate: slow-roasted turkey with cranberry compote, creamy mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie bite—perfect for your holiday celebrations!

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

Just tried the new organic cherry tomatoes from the local farmers’ market—burst with sweet, juicy flavor, no bitter aftertaste at all! Perfect for salads or quick snacks, 10/10 recommend.

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

http://t.co/5gRifu0Q2V Morning radio DJs are just reading the Internet to old people.

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert. http://t.co/SMzqO7qGN8

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person. http://t.co/MKUStHGqJj

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy. http://t.co/iQqd4OUBxf

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil. http://t.co/SEpMS5P7KP

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter. http://t.co/vz4kivSOPH

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

http://t.co/8b7EwMf5I8 Im probably the best ever at being humble.

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

http://t.co/nPQHDQOB3Z Most action figures are surprisingly inactive.

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

@SwieSASHA jaja sasha mit goolge übersetzter gehts wa^^:D

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

also ich würd schule abfackeln

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

@MrTrashpack für mich erst übermorgen wieda schule:D

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbunrKtJa94&feature=related pls kommis

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

FROHES NEUES MÖGEN VIEL GLÜCK UND GESUNDHEIT

[hanke stöhr @ATZEEEE123]

@SwieSASHA seit wan is das video in youtube??