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Slack your rope, hangman

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

We'd like to take this time to thank all the Welsh fans tweeting us this morning. You're really boosting our engagement targets for the month. You're a great bloody bunch of lads.

[☆ ｓｉｅｒｒａ ☆ @Sierra_2015]

Dude was showing the gorilla pictures of female gorillas and he for real is like "next one please"

[Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua]

Please revert to your surname 💆🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/etoAyHwrVj

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Quick Barry, jump on the hog, no time to explain.

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Go home evolution, you're drunk.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Nothing about that sentence or that photo makes any fucking sense at all. https://t.co/McgL0AuZo9

[In Our Time @BBCInOurTime]

Although dubbed both an Absurdist and Existentialist philosopher, he denied he was even a philosopher at all https://t.co/1ZYAGG5HqF

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Bieber looks like a GTA online character designed by a 13 year old

[osvaldo ardiles @osvaldooardiles]

Very nice to have been at Welwyn Garden City FC. Stadium getting better and better. Now We are going for promotion! https://t.co/U0nUXyj8c5

[James McNicholas @jamesmcnicholas]

In many ways, Bin Laden was the first vlogger.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

Hmm. Jews invented teddy bears, anthropology, biros, nuclear physics, remote controls, psychoanalysis, cheesecake and traffic lights. Also, in the person of Moses, moral law. Oh, and with 0.2% of the world population, Jews won 23% of Nobel Prizes. Not bad. https://t.co/sMH4Rr3ZwZ

[Amanda Brunker @AmandaJBrunker]

Brilliant 😂 https://t.co/4sAfAjvsMG

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Our possession has gone up from 31% to 33%. Great scenes. #DENIRL

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

How to be a football hooligan... 😅😅 https://t.co/UHDgszqA1t

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Southgate looking like a supervisor in Frankie and Benny's, who's been called to deal with Low's complaint about pubes in his salad.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

All the stupid people on Twitter think I hate them. Nothing could be further from the truth. Their very existence and moronic tweets over the years inspired about 20% of my Humanity show, so they've made me fucking millions. Cheers.