Happy Hogan

Oh, yeah, the things you learn working for a mad, over-caffeinated scientist. {{Marvel}} {{21+ writer}} {{#Cutie}}

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow [Text]

It isn't just that although I am still irritated by that.

She saw one picture of me and then suddenly something came up that she kept pushing back the date I asked her on.

Not the point though.

Don't give my number out to anyone. I mean it.

[Sends]

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

Unblocks @AnAvengerNow's phone number long enough to send him a text message.

[Text]

"Stop requesting other people to convince me to unblock your phone number. You know what you did."

[Send]

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@TheHeroGig = security, not your secretary."

Another idea hitting me.

"You know, you could have the kid do it though, He always seems eager to be busy with some sort of work or mission for you."

I casually suggested. One of my better suggestions if I didn't mind saying so myself.

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

"I see people are still trying to hand you things, @TheHeroGig."

Shakes my head.

"Good thing I'm there to intercept their annoying tendencies and intrusion of your space."

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@TheHeroGig I groaned quietly under my breath hearing Tony attempting to put me in charge of clearing out his voicemails again.

"Isn't that what your secretary is for?"

I questioned him before feeling the need to remind him of something.

"Let me remind you that I'm head of your =

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

"What's that saying Cap always says?" I paused as I tried to remember it.

"Something about having them on the ropes..."

Nodding.

"Yeah, I had her no the ropes."

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow = or may not buy that, but at least I tried.

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

"You hear that, @AnAvengerNow ? Don't stress me out or bombard me with text messages."

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow "Yeah, your aunt. I would do anything for your aunt."

I gave a nod but judging by the look on Peter's face, I knew he wasn't on board with me having a thing for his aunt.

"She's important to you, right, so I've made it my job to look out for you and her both." Eh, he may =

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow [Makes a note for us to /never/ be roomed next door to each other again]

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AHauntedSoldier "To the compound?"

I asked before immediately responding to my own question.

"No. Tony squashed the badge idea I had."

My eyes shifting into an unamused roll.

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow "If you are on the brink of death, or something happened to your aunt, I will constitute that as an emergency. Otherwise, it's not."

My head giving a shake. Of course Tony would tell him that just to get a rise out of me.

"Tony's a real pal." I muttered out sarcastically.

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow "Then send /one/ text saying 911 or something, but if you do that and it's not an actual emergency, I'm blocking your number."

I warned Peter before my brows furrowed.

"Tony told you that?"

I shook my head.

"Why am I not surprised?"

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

@AnAvengerNow "One... two texts a day at most."

My brows tightened.

"How would you know if my heart stops? I usually ignore your messages regardless, so you not hearing from me wouldn't send any red flags."

[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

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[Happy Hogan @AThingForBadges]

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