everyone: can you believe *X Corporation* has stopped paying their rent and fired half their employees? their products are so expensive.
accountant: *looks up financial statements to analyze balance sheet, income statement, and cash flow statement* yes, yes I can
Statement from Chairman Ridley:
"Considering the latest information and expert analysis, we have decided at this time to postpone @TheMasters, @anwagolf and @DriveChipPutt National Finals."
Full details at https://t.co/FX2AN1MLsY