ubu roy

you’ve found the secret home of the best tweet. please don’t follow and try to keep rt’s to a minimum. it’s better this way

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

@macallanguy https://t.co/KWuI3J1Wnp

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

the most "UNHAND ME" opossum hiss ever hissed

[Thomas Ricouard @Dimillian]

Do you often wonder how to build those nice push notifications with the sender photo instead of your app icon? Well it's not well documented, but you basically need to build the notification yourself and add an INSendMessageIntent. Not a lot of apps use this.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Working

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

Blue!

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

Alright team, how do we get over to slur sky?

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

Oh god

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

@cullenoncurling @CalvertTeam @Team_Sturmay @botwcurling What brand of water bottle is that?

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

"How can we stop the program from doing this?"

Why did the program do this?

"Well I sort of asked it to."

But wait, aren't there security barriers in place?

"Yeah. It sort of needed my help to circumvent those."

And you helped it?

"... What are you getting at?"

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

@baefild Gotta have that water, baby.

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

@tnorthcutt @HeyChelseaTroy I’m helping!

https://t.co/McXdQuQmDO

[Claudio Guglieri @claudioguglieri]

Sony's new Walkman looks like a device you could see on Blade Runner or a StarWars series.

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

@serbiagooddog Careful what you wish for

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

It was supposed to be a joke! Oh no I’m so sorry

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

@baefild How does it work? Do I need to know what the acronym means?

[Connectionaire @Connectionaire_]

How to fold a shirt in 2 seconds 👕

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

I DONT KNOW!

[ubu roy @ATliketherobot]

Did y’all see they’re making a sequel to the Joker movie?
Yeah, I hear they’re gonna call it Jokest