☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Former actor, stand-up comic. Thoughts are my own and nobody else's. I'm not illuminati.

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Get my very own "Resting Dave Face" on awesome products. Support me at Redbubble #RBandME: https://t.co/JMo4psOmAG #findyourthing #redbubble

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@honeymoon250 Sit down and eat

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@TheFigen_ A gorilla exhaling

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Holy shit, I completely forgot about this app....What the fuck have I missed?

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Oh shit, forgot this was still here

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@brixwe I'm not even popular now?!?!?!

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Thank you to all who have supported me, and shared stages with me, I will never forget any of you.
Make sure you turn off the lights as you leave, we'll see you in the funny pages.
3/3

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

I have met a lot of fantastic people through comedy, and it has given me way more than I ever deserved, but I think now is the time to end it, and see what else I can get done on my remaining years, how ever many that may be.
2/3

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Not that this will make a huge impact on anyone, but as of July 23, 2024, I'm done. Been plying away at this for almost twenty years, and I don't have it in me anymore. The writing, the shows, the failures, it's not enjoyable for me anymore.
1/3

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@JustinTrudeau You wanna make things more affordable in Canada....be like Joe Biden and quit

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Nice to see Chat GPT is working in politics now

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Penny, I couldn’t agree more. Food’s pretty important to doing your best in school. We’re going to make sure kids across the country have meals at school, whether they can bring their own or not — just like your school’s program does. Thanks for the letter.

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Doesn't matter that they can't afford food, or have a pension that can cover both food and lodging, but yay, they can have their teeth fixed. #NoFuckingClue #TaxThisFuckFace

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Oh, and over 4,400 seniors got dental care – today - thanks to the Canadian Dental Care Plan.

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

I think the epitome of zero fucks given is wearing anal beads as a necklace. #WTF #FuckFashion #BlinkTwiceIfYouNeedHelp

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

Why the fuck are we angry with Bears? Somebody eat their porridge again? #ManVsBear #WTFDidIMiss #GoBruins

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@JustinTrudeau Nice, fuck the rest of the country, but we can have craft beer. #Dickhead

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@JustinTrudeau Neither do you Jackass...no politician cares once they're in office, just want to keep their job and live out on an overpaid pension for the remainder of years while everyone else can go fuck themselves.

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@JustinTrudeau Too bad Canadians have to leave "home" if they want to have any shot in the Entertainment industry

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Throwback video to a Canada vs. USA #RoastBattle I had w/ the hilarious Ms. Pat

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

@L_MacAulay Who the fuck are you?

[☠️Dave Sokolowski🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ATonofFun]

#STFU #SpoiledPrick A lot of us remember what you father did too #GreedyFuckingCocksucker

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Trudeau says the opposition leader is proposing "to make Canada great again. That is not what Canadians want."