Anthony Johnson

Dad, Locksmith extraordinaire, Inventor of Hubcap Spinners. You're Welcome

[Anthony Johnson @ATrac983]

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[Anthony Johnson @ATrac983]

@Nec3ssary3vol I finally convinced her to the old "tip game!" I poked my head in like a person testing hot bath water with their big toe and I got ✌🏾mushroom head flexes then she gave me a super saiyan kegel and I emptied like

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@AlwaysSunnyFXX what time yall getting to area 51 or are you just sending charlie and the bird!!

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😂😂😂

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@millerhighlife you hittin up the area 51 raid???? Aliens need the champagne of beers!!

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The Millennialialist
#BadNamesForABar

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Dad im hungry
Hi hungry im dad
#dadjoke
#FathersDay

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We didnt start the pants fire #AddPantsRuinASong

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@Russo_Brothers Someones hand is in the trash pointing!!

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@MoogDiesel @AnnaAguilarAPR @anklebytr Sweet

[Anthony Johnson @ATrac983]

@MoogDiesel Lol. Yana loves that scene in Norbit!!

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For a limited time only, we are proud to present our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Pimp Platter!

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/dL6SKNKP6r

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#HowIRuinedChristmas made the family scavenger hunt for the gifts #forgottobuygifts

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6 year old peanut butter!#ThingsITrustMoreThanCNN

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@Savmasta Dooooope lol

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That eclipse tho!! @ Lawton, Oklahoma https://t.co/pPH4gwxQ1L

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Join me for a chance to win up to $250,000 in The Heist! https://t.co/GBpy6mz4Nr

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#IllGoOutWithYouIf toto is referenced as a band name first

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#UpdateA90sMovie
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