Arpit Jain - Trashpit

amateur writer, amateur chef, amateur comic, amateur adult, amateur alliterater

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

In tinder on England - basically trying to banger then mash

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Eldest children of immigrants, good luck teaching yourself all this shit. Good luck passing it on to someone who can benefit like you could have. Good luck to yourself for adapting as you discover the best way forward for everyone not you.

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

I tried to throw a crumpled receipt into a trash can not four feet from me, and I missed. I’ll never recover from this emotional damage.

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I gave a mini with antlers the right of way at a four way stop sign and I already regret this holiday cheer.

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Fuuuuuuck new magic cards make me want to be more financially irresponsible

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But then getting upset when employers choose not to hire employees that will continue to be a liability. Just take the shot or stop pretending you care about your career and openly admit to needing attention

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Imagine being upset enough about a vaccine mandate that you complain you’ll lose your job, when you could just turn that same energy into getting over yourself and doing your best to keep your families and neighbors safe. Talking about how it’s their choice not to take something

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Nvm I got it working but now it’s damn impossible to beat. Excellent

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

I give up on modding Witcher 3 it’s too hard

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The second it stops working you get noticed - but nobody cared while it was working. Perpetual IT hell

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

@MattHammer12 why is your what to wear forecast not called the drip report

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I’m brown in theory. In practice- I’m a disappointment, so a brown son.

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

Disgruntled fanboy still mumbling to himself DCAU is better than MCU - spider man might be cool af but remember Batman beyond 😢

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Love that I drove to JFK (an hour) at 5am because I thought my dad needed to be picked up. Nope - flight delayed 2 hours before take off , and not one heads up until I pull into jfk 🤡🤡🤡

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I bought an anime tote bag out of desperation for a bag and now Asian women keep calling me tanjiro

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@MattHammer12 I love your weather update, it’s the best part of being forced to listen to news12 all day at work. Btw how much does that Cambridge Pavingstones guy pay - his ad comes on all the damn time I can’t get it out of my head.

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

Always park next to a nicer car than your own. Excellent bait for would be thieves and also, they won’t risk scratching their car as they leave the spot.

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

Americans everywhere stunned by the discovery of the American variant of the coronavirus - Delta with cheese

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

I’d love to go scuba diving, sifting through sand to find shark teeth or other cool remains - but I’ve read Moby Dick and I know that the sea knows I’m a little bitch

[Arpit Jain - Trashpit @ATrashpit]

Kitchen nightmares helps me deal with my atrophying social skills and reminds me how lucky I am that I’m not owning and operating a restaurant