Caicedo’s Greatest Defender

Kai Havertz deserves the death penalty. Up the Chels

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@ReichyWA The rest of the country is going to one nation apparently so I’m pretty happy with this 😭

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@ReichyWA I support this dictatorship

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@ReichyWA Do you ever doubt your sexuality?

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@ReichyWA @RealAlbanianPat He’s lying

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@ReichyWA Go fuck yourself

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@Fifiinneon @ReichyWA lives in Australia

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@ReichyWA @JamesEisen1891 Your biggest fan 😍

[THE CHELSEA FORUM @TheChelseaForum]

🚨🔵 EXCL | Tyrique George has been told he will not be going out on loan this summer, and the decision came directly from Alonso.

The 19-year-old attacker was expected to follow the standard Chelsea academy-to-loan pipeline. Alonso ended that conversation before it could begin. He watched George’s cup appearances from this season and told Cobham staff the winger has “an unusual understanding of space for his age.”

George will be in first-team training from day one of preseason. He won’t start Premier League matches immediately. But Alonso wants him in the environment, absorbing the system.

Another Leverkusen principle applied at Chelsea, develop from within, in-house, under direct supervision. George’s representatives are quietly thrilled. #CFC

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@Groomercraft @ReichyWA Get back in the gym and off of twitter Tweekan

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@Groomercraft @ReichyWA Brother you’re probably a Madrid or Barca fan 😭😭

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@ReichyWA @foreversnoopy_ Liam maybe don’t advocate for another Reich on twitter

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@Groomercraft @ReichyWA Silence, nonce 🙏

[Mod @CFCMods]

Sometimes I forget that Hato is just 20 years old.

One of the best signings we’ve made in recent years.

[Caicedo’s Greatest Defender @ATwatterUser64]

New Era 😍 (please 😭)

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Xabi Alonso returning Liam Delap to Ipswich on his first day at Chelsea:

[ʜᴀʏᴄʜ 🍒 @cfcxhayley]

Life as a Chelsea Football Club fan in 2026:

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@filer0040 @ReichyWA Bahhhhh sing se